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ChaosX216

PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:23 am
Barry Burton: You were almost a Chris Sandwich.  
PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:35 pm
Barry: Mmm, I'd love me a Jill Sandwich right about now!
Wesker: Me too!  

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ChaosX216

PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:43 pm
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Barry: Mmm, I'd love me a Jill Sandwich right about now!
Wesker: Me too!
Psh. We know that Barry says that when Jill's not around. xD  
PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 5:31 pm
Celestial Fox Frenzi
Ark Thompson to Chris and Leon on a gameshow.

Ark: For the win.... What was the name of the song that had to be played in the first resident evil so you could find the golden plate?

...
BZZT!
Ark: Chris?
Chris: Frank Sonatra!
Leon: Pfft, I believe the title was 'Fly me to the moon light sonata!'
Ark: You're both idiots, but Leon is closer... Which is odd, because he wasn't even in that game.


i have a feeling you got this one from a Shadow Leggy video on youtube razz but it's still funny.  

UmbraGallus


Biohazard EXTREME

PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:20 am
Brian Irons: I'd like to eat her liver with some farvar beans and a nice bottle of chiante...  
PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:44 am
Biohazard EXTREME
Brian Irons: I'd like to eat her liver with some farvar beans and a nice bottle of chiante...
I dunno... That one seems pretty reasonable...  

Kaworu__Nagisa
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:02 am
I don't think he actually eats people, though.  
PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:06 am
Nope, only on weekends and holidays.  

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MadamTarantula

PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:12 am
Celestial Fox Frenzi
Kevin: Wow, I'm the ONLY cop to survive this mess?
Leon: Nope, I did too.
Kevin: Well that's cuz you had a secret agent help you.
Leon: So? You had seven other people!
Kevin: ...


Ha, ha pwned. biggrin

Here's mine in caption form...

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:38 pm
In-Umbrella-We-Trust
Celestial Fox Frenzi
Ark Thompson to Chris and Leon on a gameshow.

Ark: For the win.... What was the name of the song that had to be played in the first resident evil so you could find the golden plate?

...
BZZT!
Ark: Chris?
Chris: Frank Sonatra!
Leon: Pfft, I believe the title was 'Fly me to the moon light sonata!'
Ark: You're both idiots, but Leon is closer... Which is odd, because he wasn't even in that game.


i have a feeling you got this one from a Shadow Leggy video on youtube razz but it's still funny.


Yeh I did, but for those who don't watch Youtube, we have to educate them somehow, right?  

Celestial Fox Frenzi


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:59 pm
Carlos: Ok, so we got the stuff?
Luis: Ya, at least twenty pounds of it...
*Leon and Kevin bust in*
K and Le: FREEZE!! It's a drug bust!
*Luis and Carlos are seen with twenty porn magazines*
C and Lu: What the hell!?
Leon: I thought there were drugs here...
Carlos: Oh sure, every spaniard has drugs with them.
Kevin: But...
Luis: Shut up you racist bastards!
*Kevin and Leon leave*
Carlos: So... You got the pot?
Luis: You know it!  
PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:29 am
Celestial Fox Frenzi
Carlos: Ok, so we got the stuff?
Luis: Ya, at least twenty pounds of it...
*Leon and Kevin bust in*
K and Le: FREEZE!! It's a drug bust!
*Luis and Carlos are seen with twenty porn magazines*
C and Lu: What the hell!?
Leon: I thought there were drugs here...
Carlos: Oh sure, every spaniard has drugs with them.
Kevin: But...
Luis: Shut up you racist bastards!
*Kevin and Leon leave*
Carlos: So... You got the pot?
Luis: You know it!

rofl  

Vankala


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:44 pm
Vankala
Celestial Fox Frenzi
Carlos: Ok, so we got the stuff?
Luis: Ya, at least twenty pounds of it...
*Leon and Kevin bust in*
K and Le: FREEZE!! It's a drug bust!
*Luis and Carlos are seen with twenty porn magazines*
C and Lu: What the hell!?
Leon: I thought there were drugs here...
Carlos: Oh sure, every spaniard has drugs with them.
Kevin: But...
Luis: Shut up you racist bastards!
*Kevin and Leon leave*
Carlos: So... You got the pot?
Luis: You know it!

rofl

Oh, I got another one like that.

Chris was walking by the girl's rest room when he heard some talking. He depicted it as Rebecca and Jill.
Rebecca: How big did you say it was?
Jill: Double
Rebecca: Wow! Mine is only a single!
Jill: I know, but isn't it a bit odd?
Rebecca: I don't think so, they aren't too firm are thwy?
Jill: Well, they don't sag, but they're not like rocks...
Chris has a drooly smile on his face and walks off in an odd haze. Rebecca and Jill walk out of the bathroom. Jill is wearing large bell bottom pants.
Rebecca: Don't worry, just don't use too much starch and you'll be ok.
Jill: Alright! Thanks for your opinion Rebecca.  
PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:01 pm
Saddler: But I don't want Ashley! She's annoying!
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Billy: Rebecca, can we go draw pretty pictures of rainbows and talk about past?
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Leon: I missed you Krauser-sweetie! (Sorry if anything is spelled wrong)
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Billy: Why would I escape from jail? I love it! Rebecca you silly goose you!
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Jill: Sorry Chris, thing aren't working out for us. I'm going to try Barry.
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Wesker: Umbrella is so overrated.
talk2hand  

[Le S h i t]


[Le S h i t]

PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:05 pm
Oh, thought of another:
Leon: ADA GET SOME PANTIES ON!
Ada: No thanks, I'm going to go play by Wesker's rules.
 
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