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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:44 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:51 am
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Damn Bio, I wanted to make a Shining reference...I still can, but I don't like to steal other people's thunder...So...
Neptune: Heeeeeeere's Neptune! ...You're probably wondering how I can talk...Well, the answer to that is rather simple. You see, there is a saying, well, more like a common phrase that states "Fish food is brain food". Well, me being a shark and all, you can imagine that I consume massive amounts of fish daily...Especially dolphins, which are supposed to be some the smartest creatures on the planet, though I don't necessarily think that's true. I was able to outsmart those narcissistic buttholes before I became super intelligent...Well, to get back on track, from consuming massive amounts of fish daily, I absorbed and distributed all that keen intellect. Normally, sharks don't become smart from consuming all these fish, but that's where the T-Virus comes into play. Although I don't understand the concept myself, apparently the T-virus I was infected with not only sped up the decaying process, but also quickened the distribution process. So, in a funny way, I was losing my mind as fast as I was expanding it. Though this should have kept me in a neutral state, I was able to adapt more cunningly. This included learning how to speak so that I could confuse and lure human human pray. Understanding the human language has some other benefits as well...I found that I'm rather good at impersonations, such as the Jack Nicholson from The Shining one I just did. Pretty good, no? Well, I'll let you go...TMZ is on, and I like to keep up with my celebrity news...Like, did you know that Kanye West came out of Davey Jone's closet and outed himself as a gay fish? Too bad...I would has so loved to tear that a** up...Sexually, that is...But now that I think about it, I'm going to go find him and eat his a**...How will I do that, you ask? Well, I also learned how to walk. The details behind learning how to do that are much more fascinating than as to how I became super smart....Woah! Look at the time! I'm sorry, but ever since I've learned how to talk, I've become a little of a chattermouth. Sorry, I'll let you go now. Bye!
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:19 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:04 pm
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:30 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 7:14 am
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 8:01 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:05 am
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:07 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:02 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:45 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:14 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:44 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:43 pm
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:32 pm
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