The Chatter Bar

[Tao Kai Tze]

ZombieJeff

No but the now nock over nanies and...

Screw aliteration scream !

They just tried to find out what makes a zombie tick... but they got there comupins, they got theirs...

I shall assume there was alot of moaning and groaning and then there was a random crunch sound as you sank your undead teethusis into their skulls in search of your precious ambrosia- brains....  

[ZombieJeff]

Naw... They just got blasted in the face by zombie goo. It instntly began attacking there swolen frontal lobes, and promptly drew them made. The crunching was them doing that to eachother. I usually refrain from eating living beings brains... or at least the parts the use.  

[Marsel_lilas]

EEEwwwwwwww................  

[ZombieJeff]

I know youre just jellous. rofl  

[Tao Kai Tze]

Do not attempt to adjust your monitors, Tao has taken over.

Jeff, I want not your brains, or lack thereof, I want your skin!!!

*lunges at Jeff with a scalpel*  

[ZombieJeff]

"Just a second.." jeff sighs and walks behind a corner. A second latter he comes back with a complete pelt, and a new layer. "Bless the regeneration of the damned."  

[Sou Jara]

*comes in wielding a squrt gun full of holy water*
alright you two save it for halloween  

[Faulty Ambition]

*come in with an armfull of silver stakes*
Or, we could always play pin the undead and friend to the wall!  

[ZombieJeff]

-busts out a diabolic twelve-gauge-

"Yeah, you just try it. Besides 'the damned' dosen't necisarily mean I'm demonicly powered or anything, and stakes only work on vamps. Get your weaknesses strait!"  

[Faulty Ambition]

Who said I was going to kill you?  

[ZombieJeff]

The stake, obviously... What? Can't any one else hear it? It singing carmen.  

[Faulty Ambition]

I said nothing of death, just pinning some people to a wall with stakes.  

[ZombieJeff]

And how would those stop me? I could simply dissasemble my parts and work myself loose. BUt of course, you can do whatever you want to Tao.  

[deathstar175]

Zombie proof glass slides up from the floor and encases Zombiejeff.
A hole opens in the floor and Starjian floats out of it just as it closes back up. "Save it for another day or two."  

[ZombieJeff]

ZOmbie proff glass? WTF! Besides, its called, "Amazing forbiden dark forgotten Magic." -Says Jeff charging a lrge ball of evil magic above his head.-