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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:52 pm
Granted, but I'm a cerial killer and your post has 7 days to live. :3 I wish for more hours in the day. gonk
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:05 am
Granted, but those hours are taken over by aliens who do nothing but tests on you.
I wish my mouse scroll wheel would actually work.
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The Corrupted Renamon Crew
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:23 pm
Granted, but it starts to spin uncontrollably on it's own and drives off like a vehicle.
I wish I could have a pet Chinchilla...
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:40 pm
Granted, but the Chinchilla eats you because you didn't feed it. I wish school wasn't required by law so I wouldn't have to go.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:56 pm
Granted, but you have to go do manual labor like in the old days.
I wish for cookies and cream ice cream. <3
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:58 pm
Granted but they were circus freaks who ate you alive.
I wish for an evil genie to obliterate me!
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:07 pm
Granted, but he doesn't obliterate you at all. Turns out to be a Gay Geine.
I wish to have a pool made of Cherry Jell-o.
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:23 am
granted,though you jump in and get stuck in the center and drown in jello and the headline for the paper says "person downs in jello...how is that possable? find out on page seven" lol
i wish that my friend picked me up last friday >.<
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:36 pm
Granted but you have an Awkward moment.
I wish i were an egg .
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:39 pm
Too easy. You get scrambled, cooked, and then eaten :p
I wish that it wasn't as crowded last night.
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:56 pm
granted,you were all alone last night and bored out of your mind and killed yourself cause of boredom
i wish i were cute
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:50 pm
Granted, but then you're always mistakened as a girl.
I wish I could use levitation.
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The Corrupted Renamon Crew
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:33 am
Granted, but as you lift up the rotation of the world spins on and a mountain collides with you sending you flying into space.
I wish this mushroom soup didn't have mushrooms. (Would it just be creme of creme soup then?)
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:39 pm
Granted, but the mushrooms have been replaced with active grenades
I wish i had super speed
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:22 am
Granted, but you run into an office building.
I wish i were a Strong durable Diamond.
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