aNsWeR tHe QuEsTiOn WrOnG gAmE!!!

[NightmareAngel_Reaper]

pudding
Why is there pudding on the table?  

[Angstbucket Edgelord]

Because I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Why did Heady give the Baguetta a slap, of the raging b***h variety?  

[Aquamere]

candy canes
where do rainbows come from?  

[Talesian]

Elbows of course

How high is the moon?  

[Toxic Pepper]

Depends on what he smoked last night.

How many cats live on mars?  

[Caesars Phallus]

Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Where is the internet?  

[Crystalized Cherri]

In my stomach
What do red and yellow combine to make?  

[yummycupcakessparkles]

Crystalized Cherri

In my stomach
What do red and yellow combine to make?

orange  

[Crystalized Cherri]

Ummmmm
What should I do?  

[Aquamere]

cookie
where did the sugar go  

[Crystalized Cherri]

Into the toilet
What is the time  

[NightmareAngel_Reaper]

over 10,000
Why is it snowing?  

[Caesars Phallus]

Because it's hammertime!
Why is santa so fat?  

[Toxic Pepper]

Caesars Phallus

Because it's hammertime!
Why is santa so fat?

Because of Gangnam Style

Why did the dog bark?  

[Aquamere]

lights
do rainbows have babies?