Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[t0shi0]

Granted, but someone shoots you for pooing on their head.
I wish I had a cup of bubble tea right now.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but it turns out to be durian flavoured and you throw up and die.

I wish for everyone to join my naked party! biggrin  

[spawnofebil]

That includes the perv next door.

I wish for an opensource sequencing software.  

[xiiao-ai]

.: Granted. and..since I have no idea what that means (since Dasg wiped out my memory) there won't be any spoilers/spoiling (does that even make sense?) :.
.: I wish that someone would help my half-twin get a Bammi hat or and Black Complex Shirt (for female) :.

 

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, you have to get them.

I wish for a bumper car ride.  

[spawnofebil]

Granted, but when you crash into someone else, you bash your head against the seering wheel and die. Then bumper cars are banned under Clause 56 section f sunsections ii-x for health and safey reasons.

I wish for an Epiphone Flying V.  

[Flammable Bait]

Granted: u are then sued for randomly geting an object by some1 who lost the same thing and lost 1000000mil dollers (debt)

i wish nobody would ruin this wish  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but since you didn't wish for anything there isn't a wish to ruin.

I wish for it to stay sunny for the rest of the day 3nodding  

[Flammable Bait]

Granted: its so sunny that in that day all the crops die and the ocean dries out: 3days later a rain falls so large that it eroded all the land and united all the remaing land on earth and made it merge with the ocean:

our status after YOUR wish: all dead

i wish im no longer topless.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, you are now bottomless.. black hole style.

I wish I could draw as well as wiim.  

[spawnofebil]

Granted. Unfortunately, wiim stars drawning like a 5 year old child and you draw like that too.

I wish for an iPod.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted twisted But it's one that's a plastic case filled with fluff.

I wish for a laptop.  

[spawnofebil]

Granted. However, it won't boot up. You are forced to install Linux.

I wish for a home recording studio.  

[Flammable Bait]

-what the hell is wrong with linux: it is literally the best operating system exsistant today.

Granted: u play so bad that ur home and the recordng studio blew themself up  

[spawnofebil]

CrimsnHawk

-what the hell is wrong with linux: it is literally the best operating system exsistant today.

Granted: u play so bad that ur home and the recordng studio blew themself up

What distro do you use?