☆ The Random Guild ★ [Grill & Bar] ☆

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

i have a problem...
ZOMBIES ARE SPURTING OUT OF THE TOILET!!!!  

[Unit Blue]

-Enters bar-
Woah it's been a long time since I saw this restaurant around
-Goes to bar section-  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

THE TOILET!!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!
oh hey there blue, i'd like some beer...  

[Unit Blue]

Oh hey Zooboom I don't know where the beer is because I'm not a waito..
AHHHH THE TOILET ZOMBIE IS EATING MY BRAIN!!!!!!
Hey! I found the beer!  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

GIVE IT!!!! I WANNA THINK I'M HALLUCINATING!!!  

[Unit Blue]

Too late!!!! I drank it all and killed the zombie with the bottle....
Luckily I can hold my liquor, so go shoo now little girl. I'm just gonna go to wonderland Lalalala cheese_whine  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

*$&%!!!! I'M INFECTED... I... EAT.. YOU!!!!!!!!!! om nom nom. taste like blue!  

[Unit Blue]

Huh? Did I just fall asleep in this restaurant?!
>.> <.< >.<
Not witnesses

 

[theshadowwolf94]

*comes out from the back area of the bar and waits behind the counter* what can i get you gentalmen  

[Unit Blue]

Ummm.... did this bar/grill open all night?  

[eleanne]

*walks into bar*
Wow. Zombies. Haven't seen those in a while.
Could I have... um... something zombie-repelling?  

[theshadowwolf94]

@eleanne: *pulls out a mixer and pores 6 different liquids into it and shakes it. then proceads to pore it into a glass that has 3 green ice cubes in it* that should do the trick, it's a concoction of mine, if a zombie touches you after that it will disintegrate into dust. that'll be $4.

@Unit: sometimes, sometimes not, and sometimes partially  

[Unit Blue]

Take this sword!!!
-throws wooden sword decoration from the wall at a random person-

 

[theshadowwolf94]

Unit Blue

Take this sword!!!
-throws wooden sword decoration from the wall-

*catches the sword with shadow magic and returns it to it's position on the wall* that if for decoration only, it's completely off balance and would make fighting zombies harder.  

[eleanne]

@ shadow: ummm... thanks. *pinches nose and chugs mixture down* Here's a five, keep the change.
*turning green* Uggghhh... do you have any really strong dark chocolate?