MSPANCE - 154 Let's try this again (Sorry to necro)

[Ennokni]

 

[Orphie]

>Pull out the PORTRAIT OF EARTHLY CHAR and the CHEST and attempt to squeeze yourself into the SMALL COMPARTMENT.  

[Ennokni]

Orphie

squeeze yourself into the SMALL COMPARTMENT.

That is all.  

[Ennokni]

 

[KeyBlader1]

Orphie

squeeze yourself into the SMALL COMPARTMENT.

NO.... erges... to...strong..... must.... resist......

Bow Chica Wow Wow

DAMN IT!

>Open CHEST

Edit: Oh yeah, I forgot
>If CHEST is LOCKED, use KNITTING NEEDLE as a makeshift LOCKPICK  

[J of The Wind]

>Kick CHEST to try to open it  

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

Ok, lets try this again, but slightly altered.

>Get a running start and use momentum to FALCON KICK the CHEST in hopes of opening it in a manly fashion.  

[Tonberry Crunch]

>Use KNITTING NEEDLE to unlock CHEST and start calling yourself THE MASTER OF UNLOCKING  

[Decavolty]

>>LIGHT a BOMB at just the correct distance so as to break the LOCK, but not destroy the CONTENTS  

[Ribbin]

Ennokni

-Zephyrotica-

>Examine RIGHT HAND for TRIFORCE MARK.

Right hand? What is this, the Wii?

And what hand?

Well, only the left hand if it's courage. Ganon and Zelda have it on their right hand, I believe.  

[TtheHero]

TtheHero

>Sharpen the end of the Cane of Pacci, using the Sharpener in the dresser that everyone else forgot about, and use THAT to jimmy the lock on the chest open!

Seeing as the chest is accessible now, this may be a good idea now.  

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

>Put CHEST on top of LAMPSHADE

or

>Bite HOLE in the side of CHEST

or

>Add PORTRAIT OF EARTHY CHAR to INVENTORY

or (best one)

>Trade CHEST and/or PORTRAIT OF EARTHLY CHAR to ROBOT CARNY for PINEAPPLE  

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

Wait, I got one more.

>Ask ROBOT CARNY if he likes FURRIES. If YES, equip FURRY SUIT and put on a FURRY SHOW for ROBOT CARNY in exchange for the PINEAPPLE.

(Owwin's gonna hate me for this.)  

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

And after re-reading the whole series, I got four more to add.

>Search room for a SUPER MAGNET, HAMMER, or maybe even WARIO to help un-nail the PINEAPPLE from the shelf.

>Throw lit BOMB out the GAPING HOLE in the first wall in hopes if igniting the forest to summon the FIRE DEPARTMENT with a FREAKISHLY HUGE LADDER to get yu down.

>Alternately, wrap a bomb in the FURRY SUIT (with the fuse exposed of course) and light it to destroy the FURRY SUIT and get the PETA senses tingling to call attention to your situation.

>Name SELF (Preferably something obscure or overly fancy)  

[Buddha_Cat]

I finally read it all! heart

> Become enraged that you can't fit into the SMALL COMPARTMENT and throw the CHEST out the hole in the wall in your frustration.