You Know You've Played RE Too Much When...

[Zombies are Love]

Here in Oregon the wal-marts around my place are all soild Brand-new brick buildings. the only entrances are the glass double doors which can be easily barracaded and the plant area.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

I just know that a lot of Wal-Marts are directly connected to shopping malls. Which means somewhere in that Wal-Mart is a giant hole that would be pretty difficult to barricade.  

[NotteRequiem]

Wow... Brick Walmarts?! Daymn...

Here in Massachusetts, they're all still their Blue-connected-to-the-mall stores. IT would be insane to barricade.

But, if you ever come to my college, the Fine Arts Center is where it's at. It's 4 basement sub-levels used to be a fallout shelter, and theres a few hidden passageways that not too many people know about. And there's basically one way in, and another way out. and all kinds of large doors and rooms inbetween.  

[Vankala]

None of the Wal-Marts in my area are connected to any malls. But they do have the big glass windows in the front.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, I'm only a short drive away from permafrost, so if zombies come, it's Nunavut for me!  

[NotteRequiem]

Yeah, but then you'll get all those Spanish Flu Zombies... and you'll go back to where you live and then infect all the zombies with THAT instead.

confused  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Fine, North-West Territories then,  

[Mjolnir The Hammer]

Biohazard EXTREME

Well, I'm only a short drive away from permafrost, so if zombies come, it's Nunavut for me!

That sounds like a good idea to me.

Which part of Canada? I'm lookin' at the map, and holy cow.... You got a LOT of coverage. xd


Well, let's see if I can conjure one...


-If you think you can try to aggravate (by means of simply jittering back and forth) a large group of bullies which you are hallucinating, and perceiving, to be a bunch of Ganados from a false cult known as 'Los Illuminados', and then, once bunched up in a horrible mess of humanity, slowly back them up into a precariously placed barn where a gigantic drum of pure gasoline is set, and higher ground is available to access by climbing up a ladder, which you can kick down and secure a position where you can shoot said barrel to explode and, before-hand grabbing a 30 sec. "Time Bonus" score booster, to acquire an imaginary score for mass-murdering, and managing to blow an innocent crowd of people to Kingdom Come.

Congratulations, you've earned a high score for prison, and possibly earned the title "People-Prodder". 3nodding



((How was that? ))  

[Canas Renvall]

Pretty good, though it would've been better if the person was hallucinating themself to be Leon and when they blew up the barn they were blown to Kingdom Come too.  

[Mjolnir The Hammer]

Canas Renvall

Pretty good, though it would've been better if the person was hallucinating themself to be Leon and when they blew up the barn they were blown to Kingdom Come too.

Oh I have a good addition.


You know you've been playing Resident Evil too much when you know you've given a response as long as mine! rofl  

[Krav3n88]

You know when you played Re too much when.
1. You check the chance if you could defend from a zombie attack in almost anyplace you spend a lot of time in.
2. The second thing you said someone after there name is. "Whats your zombie plan?"
sweatdrop sweatdrop  

[NotteRequiem]

You know you've played too much RE when on a 2+ hour car ride with your mother you seriously ask her what she'd do in a zombie Apocalypse.

>.>  

[Unknown Marine6665G]

Biohazard EXTREME

- You start killing Spanish people.

That is so wrong.XDXD  

[Canas Renvall]

Haven't seen this thread in a while. xd

-When you find yourself stocking up on airsoft guns based on weapons in the game 'cause you're too young (and poor) to buy the real deal.

I love my precious M92F...  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

You know you play too much RE5 when you put in the disc into your system.

Oh yes, I went there.