Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

No one wished?

I wish for peace in the ICU.  

[Flammable Bait]

Granted: Peas are now being served in the ICU cantine

I wish my hat would fall off and some1 random would pick it up  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but it falls in a puddle of dog poop and you're the one who picks it up.

I wish for a randomiser. (I actually don't know what this is or whether it exists)  

[wiim]

Granted. Unfortunately, not knowing how to use it, the randomizer randomly re-arranged your molecules.


I wish Xena would visit my hometown.  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted but half of home town is invaded by bandits and later is set on fire.
I wish for the meaning of life.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but you find out that it's actually *gasp* 24, not 42 as previously suspected

I wish for a tyre on my head ^__^  

[wiim]

Granted. You get a tyre on your head for about 3 hours before its rightful owner, me, retrieves it. biggrin


I wish I can view in Bullet-Time at will.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then the bullet hits you and you die.

I wish Winged Anklets would stop inflating so much..  

[spawnofebil]

Granted, then you plummet down to earth because your anklets loose their buoyancy. They are then sent to the lab to check for any defects.

I wish for all the chavs in the world to be killed.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but it turns out that you are a chav (ahahahahaha twisted ) and you are killed.

I wish for.. erm.. my parents to stop arguing.  

[wiim]

Granted. Your parents stop arguing and moved onto kung fu fighting. biggrin


I wish Futurama would return to production. surprised  

[Minielf]

Granted, but most of the old producers who made Futurama so awesome have either left, retired or being shifted onto another cartoon series, namely Simpsons. So the new Futurama isn't as good as the old one, and every thinks it sucks.

I wish Marvel would announce an X-men 3 and a Spider-man 3.  

[wiim]

Granted, except they postpone production 2 more years later, after their original production startdate.


I wish broccoli were really just tiny trees. biggrin  

[xiiao-ai]

.: Granted :.
.: But, being trees, they grow larger and you are forced to eat the now-giant brocolli trees to reduce their size.. :.
.: No idea if that just made sense..but anyway.. :.

.: I wish for my friend to get out of hospital soon :.

 

[spawnofebil]

Granted, but you suffer an accident and go to hospital yourself.

I wish for England to win the last Ashes test match.