The Corrupt Wish Game

[karataofearth]

Granted, but you pass by only 1 point.

I wish that i could travel into books.  

[Eaglefire22]

Granted, but the first book you travel into is a horror and you die.

I wish that my sock don't get wet when it snows.  

[ZarialAmeraise]

granted. now there on fire.

i wish i had a dolphin named sam.  

[Eaglefire22]

Granted, but he eats u because he hates the name "Sam".

I wish I could figure out this stupid spiderwick quest! xd  

[Yoshielite]

Granted, but now you die before you can do it.
I wish everyone would stop being able to wish so all of this ends.. stare  

[karataofearth]

Granted, but now you want to wish.

I wish i had a firefly  

[sky.bunny]

Granted, but while your celebrating with it, the firefly eats something and dies.

I wish that my computer could download things faster.  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

ok, but it only downloads viruses. But hey, at least it does it at the speed of light!

I wish I had a pet monkey!  

[karataofearth]

Granted, but its evil and does bad things to you.

I wish I didn't have a stalker.  

[sky.bunny]

Granted, you don't have A stalker. You have a billion.
((you have a stalker!))
I wish that I didn't have to miss school so I could go to China.
((i'm not a nerd, i just don't want to miss out on work!))  

[Eaglefire22]

((*shrugs* hey, really, who wants to deal with make-up work u don't even know how to do?))

Granted, but now u get stuck in China and school never comes back and all of America (I'm guessing ur American...) becomes stupid *deep breath* AND! The world destroys them!

I wish that I could play video games all day!  

[karataofearth]

Granted, but now you dont have any good video games to play.

I wish I had all the books in the world.

((yes, i have a stalker. hes very... creepy. he has to be 2 years younger than me.))  

[sky.bunny]

Granted, you now have all the books in the world but you read all of them and there are no more.

I wish that karataofearth's stalker leaves.  

[ZarialAmeraise]

granted, but now hes stalking you.

i wish love wasnt so confusing.  

[karataofearth]

Granted, but now cockroaches take over the world and theres no one left to love.

I wish my friend would stop being depressed.