Eambar: Off-Topic Thread

[Imyavie]

Onoj

thaxul

I hate kids now, and I never want to have any.

Are you freaking kidding me?! I have helped my mom teach summer school for the last seven years (5-6 year olds....they're the worst) and it has only made me love kids more. The sooner I have kids the better because I just love them. My friend said he doesn't want kids because his parents had him when they were 23 and 24 so basically they wasted the great years of their life and I told him after you get married raising a kid is the best years of your life. My dream is to become a stay at home dad so I can raise my kids everyday of my life so when I die I can say I loved my kids and spent as much time as I could with them. It probably won't happen but I would love being a stay at home dad.

crying heart !

I love kids. They are so precious. I shouldn't hate them becuase I am still just a kid at heart. The only time they scare me is when they are around the age of 2. They are dangerous then. 0_0  

[Zurgi]

imyavie

The only time they scare me is when they are around the age of 2. They are dangerous then. 0_0

Too true. My half-brother injured me quite a few times when I was sitting on the floor and he would jump off the couch without warning and I would lunge to catch him.

Because, you know, he wouldn't actually jump. He'd just fall forwards.

And also the fact that he would try attacking me and jumping on me and made me chase him everywhere and yeah. It's fun though ^__^  

[Melian]

thaxul

I hate kids now, and I never want to have any.

I can't blame you. As of right now, I'm not too fond of kids myself. sweatdrop  

[SYFFER]

My cousin is evil. Not as in naughty, I do mean evil. He sets things on fire for shear enjoyment. A couple of years ago he set one of those wooden electric poles one fire and the whole neighbourhood was trying to set it out (get this, by throwing buckets of water on it). He trips and scratches anyone he sees and even puts cockroches in people's clothes to scare them. If that's not evil, I don't wanna know what is. Kids are the demons. When we grow up, we're able to control those demons, kids can't. It's as simple as that 3nodding  

[Thaxul]

SYFFER

My cousin is evil. Not as in naughty, I do mean evil. He sets things on fire for shear enjoyment. A couple of years ago he set one of those wooden electric poles one fire and the whole neighbourhood was trying to set it out (get this, by throwing buckets of water on it). He trips and scratches anyone he sees and even puts cockroches in people's clothes to scare them. If that's not evil, I don't wanna know what is. Kids are the demons. When we grow up, we're able to control those demons, kids can't. It's as simple as that 3nodding

He must be Sauron's younger brother, or something.

Onoj; Stay at home dad? For some reason, that doesn't sound so appealing to me. I just don't like kids. I might in a few years change my mind about them, but right now, I just don't like them.  

[Slacktopian]

All children are demons.  

[Thaxul]

Were you a Demon when you were a child?  

[Slacktopian]

thaxul

Were you a Demon when you were a child?

...Yes. ninja

Oh no... Today was a half day. The daycare kids will be here soon, all afternoon! gonk They were fighting this morning, and will probably fight more soon. One kid once threw a croquet(sp?) ball at another kid's head. xp  

[SYFFER]

thaxul

Were you a Demon when you were a child?

I admit it, yes 3nodding . I'm glad I killed that demon so many years ago...Or did I?  

[Menegil]

I say "Yay" for Onoj.

One thing is certain: If I do have kids, I'll make sure their first book(s) will be LOTR/Sil./Hobbit.  

[Imyavie]

Menegil

I say "Yay" for Onoj.

One thing is certain: If I do have kids, I'll make sure their first book(s) will be LOTR/Sil./Hobbit.

"No sweetie, that doesn't say 'Seleborn', that says 'Celeborn' with a
KEH."  

[Falathrim]

Menegil

I say "Yay" for Onoj.

One thing is certain: If I do have kids, I'll make sure their first book(s) will be LOTR/Sil./Hobbit.

Hmm...

...I think I'll stick to See Spot Run. I would like them reading a book before the age of ten.  

[Menegil]

imyavie

Menegil

I say "Yay" for Onoj.

One thing is certain: If I do have kids, I'll make sure their first book(s) will be LOTR/Sil./Hobbit.

"No sweetie, that doesn't say 'Seleborn', that says 'Celeborn' with a
KEH."

"Whom do you serve?"
"You, daddy!"  

[Slacktopian]

All of the people of the world shall be my children once I take over the world. smile

Tolkien will be manditory from a very early age. 3nodding  

[curumo]

Nienna of the Valar

thaxul

Were you a Demon when you were a child?

...Yes. ninja

Oh no... Today was a half day. The daycare kids will be here soon, all afternoon! gonk They were fighting this morning, and will probably fight more soon. One kid once threw a croquet(sp?) ball at another kid's head. xp

That totally happened to me! The being hit with a croquet ball as a child, I mean.