Biohazard EXTREME's New Caption Contest

[Garcian Smith]

Biohazard EXTREME

Well, you get a SORT of a laser beam thing... And if any part of her does remain alive afterwards, all those explosions... Could be considered dynamite, I guess... So problem solved!

That's guaranteed to blow my mind xd  

[Hatsumi Shinobi]

Leon: No no NO! That's not a cool pose at all, Claire!
Claire: How would you know!? You're a greenhorn cop who started this job like what, 2 hours ago? Do you even know how to use that thing?
Leon: Well, you don't have to be so mean about it...
Claire: Just being a realist, rook.  

[zaploid]

I'll try once more I guess ^^;;

Leon: No no NO! That's not a cool pose at all, Claire!
Claire:Oh, and what's so great about yours?
Leon: Well...Um....eh..*looks around and runs off to one direction* Ada wait!!
Claire: stare  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Biohazard EXTREME

No promises on Alyson Court, but I bet if I watched every episode of "Good Morning World" I'd probably hear Peter Oldring say something of the sort. And worse.

Well, I was right. After watching through six months worth of Good Morning World episodes, and hearing Peter Oldring (Alfred) say such things as, "I got a small p***s" and "Before you know it, you'll be on second base with your sister", I caught him saying, "Sucka got served what sucka wanted. And sucka ate."
Which is probably as close to cracker jack as we'll get from him. But I dunno, I'll keep watching.  

[taylortenacity]

Leon: No no NO! That's not a cool pose at all, Claire!
Claire: I'm not posing, I'm just squeezing one out real quick!  

[King of Paradise]

My, what a very dirty minded crowd. lol

And I'm glad to say that this one was very hard to decide on. Everyone made me laugh!

5th: Biohazard EXTREME
I get it. Steroids reduce the size of your schlong.

4th: KonPhusion
Lol, what a great image in my head now.

3rd: Canas
I dunno why, but the *sigh* at the end had me gigglin' like a schoolgirl

2nd: Elena
This conversation reminds me of every joshing buddy action film.

1st: Hatsumi
Claie's slamtastic comeback had me laughing on the floor.

Alright Hatsumi, you're up! Is it fair to request that if the winner doesn't post a pic up in three days time, than the runner up then has the opportunity to do so?  

[taylortenacity]

down! i placed<3  

[Alkaizer87]

Chase Me To The End

My, what a very dirty minded crowd. lol

And I'm glad to say that this one was very hard to decide on. Everyone made me laugh!

5th: Biohazard EXTREME
I get it. Steroids reduce the size of your schlong.

4th: KonPhusion
Lol, what a great image in my head now.

3rd: Canas
I dunno why, but the *sigh* at the end had me gigglin' like a schoolgirl

2nd: Elena
This conversation reminds me of every joshing buddy action film.

1st: Hatsumi
Claie's slamtastic comeback had me laughing on the floor.

Alright Hatsumi, you're up! Is it fair to request that if the winner doesn't post a pic up in three days time, than the runner up then has the opportunity to do so?

I see no rule that says you can do that. Ask Bio about it, this thread is made by him.  

[King of Paradise]

Alkaizer87

Chase Me To The End

My, what a very dirty minded crowd. lol

And I'm glad to say that this one was very hard to decide on. Everyone made me laugh!

5th: Biohazard EXTREME
I get it. Steroids reduce the size of your schlong.

4th: KonPhusion
Lol, what a great image in my head now.

3rd: Canas
I dunno why, but the *sigh* at the end had me gigglin' like a schoolgirl

2nd: Elena
This conversation reminds me of every joshing buddy action film.

1st: Hatsumi
Claie's slamtastic comeback had me laughing on the floor.

Alright Hatsumi, you're up! Is it fair to request that if the winner doesn't post a pic up in three days time, than the runner up then has the opportunity to do so?

I see no rule that says you can do that. Ask Bio about it, this thread is made by him.

Yes, but I remember an instance where we skipped a person because they didn't show up to post their entry. Maybe three days is not enough. I just suggested it to keep this thread going.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, I don't know when, but Elena is gonna be leaving on Vacation.. Unless she already left... So I dunno if she'd be able to post AS a runner up, anyway.
I suggest that in addition to picking a winner here, we should PM them, telling them that they've won.  

[Hatsumi Shinobi]

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2001/pc/adv/residentevil3/re3_790screen002.jpg

Brad: "Jill, what the hell are you wearing!?"  

[King of Paradise]

Brad: Jill, what the hell are you wearing!?
Jill: You know, I can point something a lot more deadlier at your chest.
Brad: You...obviously never smelt my fingers before, have you?
Jill: eek  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Brad: "Jill, what the hell are you wearing!?"
Jill: "I cut the end off a sock and managed to squeeze myself into it. You like?"
Brad: "That's my old gym sock... I think you might be pregnant."  

[Confectionery Pastry]

Brad: "Jill, what the hell are you wearing!?"
Jill: "Well, uh, you see... Times got rough after S.T.A.R.S., and... Well...
Nemesis: "STARSSSSSSSS!!!1!!1 BRAWGH! *Kills Brad with tentacle rape*
Jill: "Well, that's one disaster avoided..."