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 Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:30 am
Granted, but your brain gets overloaded and your head explodes
I wish that my next few wishes weren't corruptable.
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:16 pm
Oh, they're not corruptable. They're now twistedly taintable.
I wish I had enough meal points to last me the rest of the semester.
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:29 am
Granted, but you leveled up and it takes more points to feed you.
I wish I had a longboard.
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:36 pm
Granted, but the longest board i could find was an ironing board.
I wish I had another peanut-butter flavored ice cream sandwich
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:42 pm
Granted, but it's the same one you just had.
Edit: Whoops, forgot my wish
I wish I didn't have a wish.
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:59 pm
Granted, but because you wished you didnt't have a wish you create a paradox that opens up into another universe where you are eaten by mutant lava people that worship a valcanoe
I wish I could shoot lightinig from my ears. xd
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 4:45 pm
Granted, but you strike yourself in your fury
I wish this fan would blow at a reasonable speed (it is too fast!)
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I read ears as something else :p
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:08 pm
granted,though it's so reasonable that it magically turns into a yes man who always agrees with you no matter what you do or say and you try to trick him by saying weird things and his head explodes,making you have no more fan or yes man lol
i wish i had more chocolate swirl ice cream with chocolate and caramen sauce,whip cream and rainow sprinkes ^^
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:34 pm
Granted but you get really fat.
I wish my taxes would file themselves.
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:49 pm
Granted, but they file themselves incorrectly.
I wish for a giant robo-me!
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:32 pm
Granted, but he steps on you and assumes your form to take over your life.
I wish I had more of this pomegranate liqueur.
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:38 pm
Granted, but you lose one eye and become a mixed race of Black + Scottish.
I wish I could memorize Maple Leaf Rag..
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:49 pm
Granted, but now that is the ONLY thing you remember.
I wish I had an indestructible sword with a cobalt edge.
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 9:47 am
granted,your sword is so strong that you overconfidentaly(sp?) swing it at something else that's also indestructable thinking that it'll break,but it does and so does your sword.bye bye sword lol
i wish i had a masamune
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 10:41 am
Your wish is my command. You get your masumane (im guessing you mean the weapon?) and you are so proud of it, you decide to go to your local police department and show them. You accidently chop off an officers head and you spend the rest of your life in prison with the soap literally glued to the floor. Good luck!
I wish I wish that on my dish I had a fish.... That liked to eat anyone but me!
Mwahahahahahahaha!!
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