You Know You've Played RE Too Much When...

[Canas Renvall]

Then it's only fair if I go there too.

 

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Seriously dude, you didn't make the game so stop taking my shots at it so personally. When someone insults a game you like and you take it personally, that's when you know you're on a slippery slope to noobness.  

[PrematurelyDeadCreation]

............when shotgun blasts ring out in your ear
even when you're not playing  

[imgntn159]

when you grab an RPG when someone yells CHRISSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! thinking it's wesker back from the volcano.  

[Rerun18]

When you fan kick someone after shoving them off you
When you see someone dressed up as or like Albert Wesker and you run the other way in fear  

[Legacy-A]

You call every dog on the block looking for one with a key in its collar.
You carry only six objects at any one time.
You drop an item to pick another up.
You attempt to combine everyday items-- like a ham and a cactus- to see if they will become useful.
You carry around a typewriter ribbon... just in case.  

[Legacy-A]

... There is too much Resident Evil?  

[Acrella]

... when you compare your daily life to the lives of RE characters, or your in-game experiences with them. -_-  

[Canas Renvall]

Hey, not true. I totally got attacked by a giant snake in my attic. Scared me. emo  

[Legacy-A]

*laughs at Canas* Nice.

You no longer trust doberman pinschers as a dog breed.
The sound of chainsaws makes you cry.  

[YHVHApostle]

When you half wish for a zombie apocalypse for the sole purpose of experiencing it.

When you can relate real life environments to those in game. I once did this with my basement. Turned on the lights, only one was on and it was flickering. It looked perfectly RE, especially because it was a bit messy. Would've been a great photo, but that was years ago.  

[imgntn159]

when you attck anything that drools  

[Legacy-A]

You beat anyone with the slightest limp via push broom.
You think the stained glass window of the local church is part of a puzzle.
You call your house, trailer, or apartment an estate.
When people ask after your health, you responed with fine, caution, or danger.
When pulled over for speeding, you insist the right to be a god is now yours.  

[Alkaizer87]

Rerun18

When you fan kick someone after shoving them off you
When you wear black sunglasses and a black trench coat to make you look like Albert Wesker

*takes out a shotgun and puts it against his head.* You better take that back. You're insulting Resident Evil Cosplayers.

When you try to doo a dashing punch on someone you don't like, but insted you either trip, because they dodge and trip you, or when you hit them they beat the vcrap out of you for being stupid.