Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Flammable Bait]

Granted: but no1 noes but u

i wish! this thread had never exitsted  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but because it's so popular you're booted out of the space-time continuem and it turns out that you don't exist instead of the thread.

I wish for the LIVESTRONG wrist band. (the yellow one)  

[xiiao-ai]

.: I have one! :.
.: Anyhow, Granted. BUt then it turns out only to be spraypainted yellow with poison in it so you die :.

.: I wish Hurricane Katrina never happened.. :.

 

[xiiao-ai]

.: poppin fresh :.

 

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then the social problems in America are never revealed to the world and thousands of people continue suffering.

I wish I was invited to test gaia towns..  

[spawnofebil]

Granted; it sends a virus to your PV, which reformats it and you lose all your music and stuff.

I wish for a bag of Haribo Tangfastics (and please, no poison ones, give me something imaginative).  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

(it's all on my iPod, what's the point? blaugh )

Granted, but then it turns out that someone's altered your genes so that you have an ultrasensitive tongue and the second it touches one of them you spontaneously combust.

I wish for a.. erm.. private jet.  

[Haromi]

Granted. It's so private that not even your pilot knows it exists.


I wish hundreds of centipedes would engage on my enemies. blaugh  

[Tokioka]

Granted! However, the centipedes all contract AIDS and die before they can reach your enemies.

I wish Vanilla_Soda was here to see me cry, lol. crying  

[spawnofebil]

Tokioka

Granted! However, the centipedes all contract AIDS and die before they can reach your enemies.

I wish Vanilla_Soda was here to see me cry, lol. crying

Unfortunately, it spilles all over you.

I wish for school to start later.  

[Minielf]

Granted. School starts later, but it finishes later as well.

I wish the gaia admins would introduce weapons and battling pretty soon.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but you get killed once every two minutes.

I wish I was good at gaia fishing.  

[spawnofebil]

You become extremely proficient in catching boots.

I wish for more coca-cola.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then your mum bans you from drinking it forever.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted... but it turns that everyone else is becoming lazy and lets you all the work!

I wish I could have a less stressful semester.