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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:43 pm
"She did." The woman sighed heavily. "Shortly after she explained the rules of her weapons to the kids - which is don't pick them up or steal them, no matter what or else - Jacob got the bright idea to pick pocket her gun. He got it, but she caught him almost instantly and broke his hand as punishment, and warning to the rest."
"Now... Can we do something ELSE besides drive me crazy?" Lady groaned, letting go of Jacob's hand and dropping her own. "Like, calming down like good little angel children..?"
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:45 pm
"...Kinda harsh, isn't it..?" Gil asked before laughing at what Lady just said.
"...Is she on some drug, thinking they would!?"
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:49 pm
"A bit. But it kept him away from her guns until recently. He's old enough to actually use one properly, but Lady refuses to teach him. Says she doesn't want to feed that spark. Not yet anyway."
Amazingly enough, despite Gil's thoughts, the children did calm down, forming a circle around Lady as they sat down.
"Good!" Lady chuckled, sitting up suddenly. "Now... How about a story, eh?" She asked with a closed eye smile.
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:50 pm
"Oh god...A story from a Baron..?" Gil said with an eye twitching.
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:53 pm
"You'd be amazed.." The woman chuckled. "Lady may be a Baron, but she's not like the others. She's still in touch with her motherly side, even if she's become a hardened warrior with an itchy trigger finger."
"So.. what do you we wanna hear today kids..?"
The kids then began to chaotically shout multiply story book names... at once...
"...ONE AT A TIME YOU STUPID IDIOTS!!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:54 pm
"...Not to mention her tongue...Hey...Wait...What happened to the woman she was with before she came here..?"
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:03 pm
"...She was with another..?"
"...Okay!!" Lady snapped with an eye twitching. "Since you all can't seem to get the idea of one voice at a time, I'm picking the story today!" She yelled, groans coming from the kids.
"Once upon a time..."
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:03 pm
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:18 pm
"You sure..?" She asked, tilting her head.
"And then the littlest--" Lady continued on, before there was a sudden piercing scream.
"Who the Hell..?" She growled, looking around with a glare on her face.
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:14 am
Gil just let out a groan, suspecting who the scream came from.
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:01 am
"Something wrong..?"
Lady looked around the area, a hand gently resting on one pistol. She then let out a sigh, moving her hand away from the gun.
"GET OFF ME YOU SNOT-NOSED BRATS!!" Demi yelled, trying to shake several kids off her leg while several others were grabbing onto her arms, all of them laughing. "THIS ISN'T A GAME YOU STUPID KIDS! GET OFF ME!!"
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:21 am
"Yeaaah...That's the other woman..." Gil said, pointing at Demi.
"She SHOULD be in a hospital bed. She SHOULD be monitored until her memory returns. She SHOULD be nice to kids like she USED to..."
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:31 am
"...If she needs to be so taken care of, why isn't she..?"
"I SAID GET OFF ME!!" Demi continued to bark and yell, before falling over as the weight of the kids eventually caused her to lose balance. The kids thought this was funny. Demi, not so much...
"YOUR GONNA PAY FOR THAT YOU LITTLE BRATS!!!!"
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:33 am
"...Because frankly, it's too much of a hassle to do ANYTHING..."
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:38 am
"...I'm not following..." She said, blinking at Gil as the kids eventually made a dog pile on Demi, Lady falling over as she was laughing.
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