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[Le S h i t]

PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:11 pm
Nemesis- M.O.O.N.S!
(Kay, I know that was stupid but I had to)
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Barry-. . . For you, the Master of Unlocking
Jill nods and takes the lockpick, then stabs Barry in the eye with it.
Jill- Are you stupid? Chris got that award!
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Billy- Damn, zombie got a chunk outta me.
Rebecca- Hey, I got a herb, it'll be alright
Billy smiles, but it turned into a look of confusion
Rebecca-NOW SMOKE IT!
(I found that on an comic, so we're clear.)
 
PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:36 pm
Nemesis: STARS.. and GARTERS!  

Biohazard EXTREME


[Le S h i t]

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:41 pm
Nemesis-
STEELERS!
Carlos- talk2hand
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:54 am
Krauser and Leon knife fight scene, right after Krauser swings off the pole and hits Leon with his knife.
Krauser- If it isn't the f** in the blue uniform.
Leon- Your such a meanie!
 

[Le S h i t]


Celestial Fox Frenzi

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:23 am
Ada Talking to wesker over the computer.

Wesker: You know what you must do...
Ada: *Starts to strip*
Wesker: O////O No no no, I meant bring back the sample!  
PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:48 am
Alexia: Feh.I've no use for the T-virus,or using humans as guinea pigs.
Leon: Oh,please,you don't have to thank me.All in a day's work.
Chief Irons: Ugh! I don't care about the money! This painting is HORRIBLE!
Kevin: Look what I can do! (prances around like a ballerina)  

karatechamp


karatechamp

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:55 am
Celestial Fox Frenzi
Vankala
Celestial Fox Frenzi
Carlos: Ok, so we got the stuff?
Luis: Ya, at least twenty pounds of it...
*Leon and Kevin bust in*
K and Le: FREEZE!! It's a drug bust!
*Luis and Carlos are seen with twenty porn magazines*
C and Lu: What the hell!?
Leon: I thought there were drugs here...
Carlos: Oh sure, every spaniard has drugs with them.
Kevin: But...
Luis: Shut up you racist bastards!
*Kevin and Leon leave*
Carlos: So... You got the pot?
Luis: You know it!

rofl

Oh, I got another one like that.

Chris was walking by the girl's rest room when he heard some talking. He depicted it as Rebecca and Jill.
Rebecca: How big did you say it was?
Jill: Double
Rebecca: Wow! Mine is only a single!
Jill: I know, but isn't it a bit odd?
Rebecca: I don't think so, they aren't too firm are thwy?
Jill: Well, they don't sag, but they're not like rocks...
Chris has a drooly smile on his face and walks off in an odd haze. Rebecca and Jill walk out of the bathroom. Jill is wearing large bell bottom pants.
Rebecca: Don't worry, just don't use too much starch and you'll be ok.
Jill: Alright! Thanks for your opinion Rebecca.


good Lord! rofl i don't even wanna know what he was thinking about.XDDD roflmao  
PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:26 am
Cindy and David are running through the town, Cindy stumps her toe.
Cindy: #%*%^@$##^*(*($$%#$!!!!
David: o.O I think I've been a bad influence on her.  

FoxyAreku


karatechamp

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:48 am
Chris: (finds his pet zombie dog) Come here,Fido!
Fido: (barks happily as Chris gives him a biscuit)
Leon: Hey,nice dog,Chris.Where'd you get him?
Chris: I found him in Umbrella's lab.Cute little thing,isn't he? ^-^
Leon: He sure is.Oh,I must go find my Mittens.She ran off to hunt Carlos again.She's the cutest little plaga I've ever had. biggrin  
PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:53 am
This is between Wesker and Chris Redfield.

Wesker: Chris....

Chris: What?

Wesker: I am you father!

Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Roll Game Credits.  

ZachSabbath


Krav3n88

PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:21 pm
Krauser: "Leon they said I died in the crash two years ago right?"

Leon: "No they said you were in CUba shaking your a** and being called sally for the Drug lord As u singing "Im a little tea pot."

Krauser: "Those Assholes...I was to be called Mery!"
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Krauser: "What do you Fight for Comrade?"

Leon: "For all the girl scout cookies and STICKERS!!!!"

 
PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:33 pm
karatechamp
Celestial Fox Frenzi
Vankala
Celestial Fox Frenzi
Carlos: Ok, so we got the stuff?
Luis: Ya, at least twenty pounds of it...
*Leon and Kevin bust in*
K and Le: FREEZE!! It's a drug bust!
*Luis and Carlos are seen with twenty porn magazines*
C and Lu: What the hell!?
Leon: I thought there were drugs here...
Carlos: Oh sure, every spaniard has drugs with them.
Kevin: But...
Luis: Shut up you racist bastards!
*Kevin and Leon leave*
Carlos: So... You got the pot?
Luis: You know it!

rofl

Oh, I got another one like that.

Chris was walking by the girl's rest room when he heard some talking. He depicted it as Rebecca and Jill.
Rebecca: How big did you say it was?
Jill: Double
Rebecca: Wow! Mine is only a single!
Jill: I know, but isn't it a bit odd?
Rebecca: I don't think so, they aren't too firm are thwy?
Jill: Well, they don't sag, but they're not like rocks...
Chris has a drooly smile on his face and walks off in an odd haze. Rebecca and Jill walk out of the bathroom. Jill is wearing large bell bottom pants.
Rebecca: Don't worry, just don't use too much starch and you'll be ok.
Jill: Alright! Thanks for your opinion Rebecca.


good Lord! rofl i don't even wanna know what he was thinking about.XDDD roflmao


You gotta hear this one then...

Ark thompson sees the young boy and yells for him to stop, he ignores him and goes on with his sister. Ark catches up, but hears them on the otherside of a wall, and stops before entering...
Boy: Oh, i'm sorry I couldn't make you feel this way before...
Girl: It's alright, your big and all, you can fill it up pretty well...
Ark burts in, an freaked out expression, only to see that the boy was filling a fish tank.
Ark: Wait, so you're not having sex?
Both: What the ******** is your problem?  

Celestial Fox Frenzi


Biohazard EXTREME

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:41 pm
Wesker: You will regret this, my lady. That I promise.

Yes, that's right. The real Wesker wouldn't say that.  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:55 pm
Biohazard EXTREME
Wesker: You will regret this, my lady. That I promise.

Yes, that's right. The real Wesker wouldn't say that.


huh... I guess it makes a valid point. Seeing as how it is what hey would never say and it all doesn't have to be funny...

Barry: You were almost a wesker sandwhich!
Wesker: ...?
Barry: Er... uh... LINE!?  

Celestial Fox Frenzi


Biohazard EXTREME

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:57 pm
Jill: Hey, Wesker, where's Chris?
*runs out the door* *sounds of dogs roaring could be heard, then sound of Jill screaming as she gets torn apart by the cerberuses*
Wesker: *casually* That's a shame.  
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