Biohazard EXTREME's New Caption Contest

[Canas Renvall]

Brad: Jill, what the hell are you wearing?!
Jill: Hey, Raccoon City's gone to s**t and our chances of survival are bad. Girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
Brad: ...So what's the shotgun for?
Jill: I like to make an offer they can't refuse.  

[taylortenacity]

Brad: "Jill, what the hell are you wearing!?"
Jill: "F**K YOU BRAD! I SAVE YOUR PATHETIC A** FROM GETTING RAPED BY A MONSTER AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS MAKE FUN OF MY OUTFIT? IM SO GLAD YOU DIE IN TEN MINUTES YOU'RE SO F*****G PATHETIC!  

[Hatsumi Shinobi]

These were all good and they all made me laugh! It was a close one but Canas comes out on top. Canas, you're up!  

[Canas Renvall]

It feels good being on top.

Of Jill, that is. xd

Aaaaanyway... I think this one will be challenging. Good luck!


Billy and Rebecca: "Wonder Twin powers, activate!!"  

[Garcian Smith]

Canas Renvall

It feels good being on top.

Of Jill, that is. xd

Aaaaanyway... I think this one will be challenging. Good luck!


Billy and Rebecca: "Wonder Twin powers, activate!!"

Rebecca: Shape of...a 12 year old girl!
Billy: Form of....a mullet!  

[Confectionery Pastry]

Canas Renvall

It feels good being on top.

Of Jill, that is. xd

Aaaaanyway... I think this one will be challenging. Good luck!


Billy and Rebecca: "Wonder Twin powers, activate!!"

Rebecca: Form of: The only person on the team with medical training, even though as a Marine you would have learned basic first aid in boot camp. Seriously Billy, it's not hard to mix some ******** herbs, especially when they tell you what they do. Grow a frontal lobe and stop handing me herbs to mix.

Billy: Shape of: Guy with a strange tattoo that actually spells out "Mother Love". What was I thinking? Oh, and by the way 'Becca, maybe you should start pushing around your own crates and rescue yourself from a bunch of infected monkey-monster-things. Oh wait, you can't, because you're SEVEN. Don't get snarky with me, little lady, every other male protagonist worth his salt makes it out of situations like this. Alone. Without an annoying ten-year old talking at him. I'm hardcore, I wear a purple beater, I have the Rule of Cool on my side.

[I know you need the kit to mix them, but it always struck me as odd that this was the only game in which you needed that stupid little box of mixing apparatuses. Venting some hate. Hoping it gets some hyucks.]  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Billy and Rebecca: "Wonder Twin powers, activate!!"
Zombie 1: Oh yeah? We can do that too. AND we've surrounded you.
Billy: So?
Zombies: Wonder Twin powers, activate!
Zombie 1: Shape of... A rock!
Zombie 2: Form of... A hard place!  

[King of Paradise]

Clever, Bio. Clever.

Billy and Rebecca: Wonder Twin powers, activate!!
Zombie to the left: Oh I love comic book references!
Zombie to the right: So do I! I mean, they don't really have the powers to transform, do they?
Zombie to the left: Hell if I know!
Zombie to the right: Yeah, I don't know how this works either! I mean, I didn't even understand this reference 'til I looked it up on Wikipedia!
Zombie to the left: Neither did I!
Zombie to the right:...Then why did you say you love comic book references if you didn't even know this was one?!
Zombie to the left: Oh sh**, loophole.
Zombie to the right: Oh ha ha! I get it...Nice comic book reference there!
Zombie to the left: Wait, what?  

[ElenaMason]

wo...i actually won second place with the last one? AWESOME! sorry i didnt know about posting an image though ^^; my bad. its too bad too cuz it would have been with wesker HAHAHA XD  

[taylortenacity]

Billy and Rebecca: "Wonder Twin powers, activate!!"
Zombie 1: Ughghhhhghghg
Zombie 2: 0hhhhahahah
Billy: Wonder twin powers deactivate! These two seem to have down syndrome. Why are they on a train unsupervised?
Rebecca: Billy! You're not allowed to deactivate our powers unless I say it with you! That's not fair!!!!!!! Whaaaa!
Billy: Quit crying like a four year old and help me out here. We need to escort these men out of here, it's dangerous.  

[Alkaizer87]

Billy and Rebecca: "Wonder Twin powers, activate!!"
Rebecca: Form of a sword!
Billy: Form of a....wait a minute that' not a sword, thats a...
Rebecca: Yeah, I should have been more specific. Next time I should say battle sword.
Billy: At least it can't get worse...
Zombies:Rape....
Billy: No! Help me!
Rebecca: I can't even slice! Oh well, if you can't beat them join them.
Billy: No!  

[Canas Renvall]

And that's six. razz Here come the winners!

Third: taylortenacity
Uh durrrrr... xd

Second: Chase Me To The End
I don't get that last reference, but it made me laugh regardless. Shed light on it please? razz

First: Biohazard EXTREME

Chase Me To The End

Clever, Bio. Clever.

Good job everyone!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Heheh, yay!
As a Christmas gift to you all, here's a picture! I figured, I'll take advantage of what few images of Afterlife we have:



Chris Redfield (yes, that's movie Chris): Alice! We got a problem...  

[Alkaizer87]

Chris Redfield: Alice! We got a problem...
Alice: What is it?
Chris: It turns out that turns out that Umbrella won't pay you off, claiming that "One million for each Alice is a bit extreme, even if it does means the safety of the company."
Alice: Damn it! My blackmail scam ruined! What next?
Chris: How about trying Silent Hill? I here they're trying get as many look-a-like nurses as they can.
Alice: Perfect! I'll be rich in no time!  

[taylortenacity]

Chris: Alice! We got a problem...
Alice: I see him
Chris: How do the paparazzi survive in a place like this?
Alice then kills the photographer with her ridiculously over exaggerated mind powers.
Alice: They don't.