Hello, I'm a Noob and I like Resident Evil

[Biohazard EXTREME]

This isn't really an application, just a noobish story I have to tell.

So I go to EB Games earlier, right?
And the store clerk has an Umbrella tattoo on his arm.
So I'm like, "Nice Tattoo", and he says, "Thanks."

Then, to test him, I say, "Too bad the series is going down the drain."
And this is what he said to me, exact quote, "Take it back! Take it back or I'll fight you right now!"
Turns to his coworker and says, "He's insulting my favorite game!"
I said, "Hey, it was my absolute favorite series too, until Capcom ruined it.
So you can accept the crap Capcom throws at you..."
Then suddenly he changes the subject like, "You mean like Devil May Cry 4? Yeah, that game is crap."
Then some other customers came and he had to help them, so... We didn't get to finish our argument, but sheesh. I'll fight you right now?
If I wasn't such a nice guy, I would have totally gotten him fired for saying that.  

[Canas Renvall]

Epic fail for the man. xd Epic fail.

blackswan91

hi!i really want to join this guild you know,resident evil is one of my favourite video games series, and of course i played almost all games(1 ,2,3,dead aim,outbreak,outbreak file 2,4)mi favourite episode is the third.......well i want to join this guild cuz is really cool and i feel that i can make it more greater with my help

Unfortunately, we don't need you to make our guild "more greater".  

[Ivory Lie]

If he joined it would get worse. Not better. Or as he put it ... ' More greater...'  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

the-great-roxocube

well ive played all the gamecube resi games, the originals for the ps1, the new umbrella chronicals and own a number of resi items, id like to koin to spread my love of resi n to provide help if anyones stuck on a game at all

If I needed help with any of the 'resi' titles, this would be the LAST person I ask.  

[NotteRequiem]

Um...

What's resi?

talk2hand  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

It's RE4. I mean, as you can see it's the Resi part of Resident Evil... So obviously it's not HALF the game Resident Evil should be.  

[Canas Renvall]

lilith66669

you should let me lilith6669 in this gild because yes i love resident evil and i have played most of the re games such as surviver and >hunk story's

[Canas Renvall]

undeadwerewolf

Yet another entry of the "speechless n00b" series.  

[NotteRequiem]

Canas Renvall

lilith66669

you should let me lilith6669 in this gild because yes i love resident evil and i have played most of the re games such as surviver and >hunk story's

Uhm... that sucks? Thankfully, I'm a fully licensed zombie hunter, so that wouldn't happen. *has an RE shirt to prove it* xd It has the head of that first zombie from RE1/REmake, and two crossing shotguns so it looks like skull and crossbones, and it says "Zombie Hunter", then the RE logo. razz

[NotteRequiem]

Quote:

Well i have seen every resident evil movie and i have played all of the games but if you don't believe me sent me a question about RE if this doesn't convince you.

Haha.... Yeah. Don't need to say much about this one...  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

xXAlex_Shadow_DemonXx

And another...  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Bah, forgot to remember the user name for this one.

Quote:

can i please join this guild i love RE so much!!! i even paly outbreack online w/ my freinds

Well, that's a big fat lie. Considering that Outbreak isn't online anymore. Either they're full of s**t, or they don't play very often, which, if playing online is the thing they're so proud of, and they hardly ever do it, then, hey... How much of a fan can they be?  

[Elliot Salem]

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ok ill give it a shot hunk the only survivor of a ambush in racoon city,escaped through the sewers. Jill survived through the mansion in raccoon forest, chris disappear in the mansion after jill rescued him well iam a pretty big RE fan,i have all the games,movies and soundtrack,and the figures. is that good enough?

Um....well, I think anyone can find this out. And it's nothing new to us. I mean we've all played the games, so we don't need an explanation.  

[Canas Renvall]

Well... interesting theory...? sweatdrop  

[Canas Renvall]

Me N My Skateboard

well, Im a true fan, right, but before you jump to conclusions, my favorite is resident evil 4 BUT i also have : Resident Evil 3 Nemesis, Resident Evil Zero, Resident Evil, Resident Evil 2, and Resident Evil X Code: Veronica. all for GameCube i Had umbrella chronicles (DS) but i lost my copy i also have all 3 movies out so far

Yup, you know UC on the DS is insane fun, really. It's crazy. So is Resident Evil X Code: Veronica. Fun stuff.