Cabin in the Woods

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Ahh, I love them so much drunk

The silver-haired man scowled when he was picked up and flailed. He kicked his legs and repeatedly punched Leon's back like a child. "Go! Let go!" he commanded in Russian. "No want bed! I fine!" Realizing it was useless, Nikolai stopped squirming and hung limply over his boyfriend's shoulder, grumpiness all over his drunk face. He looked around then let his half-lidded lime green eyes rest on Leon's butt. He stared at it for a while, admiring the roundness of it all, then moved his hands and squeezed them without too much of an expression change on his face. "Look good in apron." he grumbled.

 

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Leon stopped and tensed as he felt himself squeezed. "Oi. In case you forgot, I won the bet, so quit wishin' for that apron. Not gonna happen." Once he'd scolded the Sin, he started walking once again, stopping once they were in the bedroom and setting Nikolai on the bed. Actually, it was more like he dropped him, then fell himself beside him. Leon wasn't one for manners when drunk.

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It's like one turns into a redneck from Hell, and the other turns into Vladimir Putin from Hell.

 

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Wh-Which one's Putin? oAo

Falling onto the bed with an 'Oomph!' Nikolai rubbed his rear before glaring up at Leon. He hesitated and scooted away when he saw him fall then glared at him again. Teach him to drop him...! Crawling over to the drunkard, Nikolai clambered over Leon and, without mercy, chomped down on his shoulder.

 

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"Ah!" cried out the man as he felt his shoulder bitten. He looked over at the wasted Russian, one large hand coming up to attempt to push off the Sin. "H-hey, stop that!"

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I think he was or is a Russian president.

 

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I-I was making a joke about the two o^o

Nikolai's eyes flickered to Leon when he heard him. Spotting the hand coming towards him, he opened his jaw... only to bite Leon's hand.

 

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"OW!" Leon sobered slightly as he was bitten on the hand, trying to lean back and get his hand out of Nikolai's hand. "Stop it, you're hurting me!"

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Shut up, it was late!

 

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I feel bad for Leon now...

The drunk Russian didn't care, though. He just glared at Leon and kept clamped down on his hand.

 

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Too tired to keep fighting, the pained drunkard simply leaned back and closed his eyes. "Fine. I already gave up my family for you, why not my f**king hand?" he mumbled, setting his other hand over his eyes and letting himself fall asleep.

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Not as bad as I feel for Nikki

 

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Drunk feels~

Hearing the comment, Nikolai stopped. His imaginary cat ears perked and he let the man's hand go. "Family?" he raised an eyebrow. Without being able to control his emotions, jealousy and confusion easily surfaced and possessed him enough to pat Leon's cheek. "Hey. Wake! Be wake!" he demanded and tried to wake the man up. "Who family? Wake!"
Yes, well, entertaining as that was, this has to stop.
A mist of purple shot out of Nikolai's sleeve and hit his face. He blinked (alternatively) for a moment then fell limp against Leon's body, deep asleep. Sloth let out a sigh of relief when the two's bickering came to an end.

 

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"s**t, how much did I drink last night,?" grumbled the hungover man as he cowered under the sheets. Stupid alcohol...

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Gonna play a game. Dunno how long I'll be, but I only have one final tomorrow, so I'll be back later tonight

Nikolai, however, was still heavily asleep thanks to the combination of Sloth's powers and the even more uncanny powers of alcohol. He laid across Leon's body, arms folded beneath his head and snored as Z's floated around him.

 

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Looking down to the weight on his chest, the man blinked and started to push the Sin off of him. Why was he always the freaking pillow?! He reached for a blanket, tugging it over Nikolai and kissing his temple sweetly. "Sleep. You'll be spending all day tomorrow dressed like Princess Leia."

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Alright!

 

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And Leon's inner nerd comes out

As soon as he felt the blanket over him, Nikolai curled up beneath it and grew more relaxed. "...Leon..." he mumbled in his sleep and rolled over.

 

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"Huh?" Leon sat on the bed beside Nikolai, his hand slowly and gently petting the silver curls. "I'm right here, darling."

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As if responding to the pet, the Sin let out a content sigh and even smiled lightly.