You Know You've Played RE Too Much When...

[Stitched Ghost]

When you play other games (like Brawl) and you try to push action buttons....

and you name your kittens after the Ashford twins  

[Legacy-A]

Every time you wake up, you can ask but one thing: "Barry? Where's Barry?!"  

[Alkaizer87]

When you go to the doctor's to get a shot, but when he tries to inject you you say something like." No I don't wanted to be infected!" or " No not the T-vitus!"  

[Rerun18]

Alkaizer87

Rerun18

When you fan kick someone after shoving them off you
When you wear black sunglasses and a black trench coat to make you look like Albert Wesker

*takes out a shotgun and puts it against his head.* You better take that back. You're insulting Resident Evil Cosplayers.

When you try to doo a dashing punch on someone you don't like, but insted you either trip, because they dodge and trip you, or when you hit them they beat the vcrap out of you for being stupid.

My bad i apologize to the RE Coslayers out there and in this guild i will change it oh yeah and please remove the shotgun from my head ill take it back  

[Legacy-A]

Waking up from a nightmare, you stumble half-asleep into your parent's bedroom and attempt to teach them the differance between a zombie knocking against the door and a human. o_o It's in the fists, I tell you!  

[Alkaizer87]

*takes the hotgun back.*  

[_xX-R-BOT-Xx_]

When you make a V-JOLT and successfully kill the neighbor's prized Japanese Maple with it.
*Cough* Ahem, I have NEVER done this. Nope, not once. *COUGH*
(But twice, hehe)  

[Alkaizer87]

....the actual v-jolt thing shouldn'try exist it's made up......  

[_xX-R-BOT-Xx_]

Oh, it's not REAL... But it was dark brown, had a weird smell, and I SWEAR my neighbors did experiments on that tree. IT HAD SPIKES ON IT. The tree gave me nightmares, so I killed it. And the next one they got. And I like to PRETEND that that's what is was. The vapors from it burnt my eyes.  

[Legacy-A]

Your sole reason for learning to play chess is the possibility of obscure lock puzzles.
You you use the term zombie at least once a day in common conversation.
You tell people who wear sunglasses that they are PATHETIC. >D  

[Alkaizer87]

Again, saying someone's pathetic jsut because they wear sunglasses doesn't count. People are goingto wear sunglasses on a sunny day, duh.
Also Kat I think you've gone too far, thinking that those plants are plant 42. Anyways you know you've played too much when you swear you've seen a licker, but it's only a big lizrd at the zoo.  

[Legacy-A]

I didn't really mean it! I just wanted to type the word pathetic in caps. t_t

(Loves men in sunglasses. And black. )  

[Alkaizer87]

....Um...wesker fetish too much? anyways... You know you've plated RE too much when even though you don't smoke you carry a lighter, and then when someone asks why, you answer," Just in case I need to burn a painting or light som oil to get a an important item form a puzzle."

Edit: I actually bought a RPD lighter once, but the light wasn't sent directly since there were custom problems and they said it'll be mailed later. I still got the cigarette case and ash tray, but that's not what I wanted! No the reason why I wanted it in not cigarettes or puzzle. I just think having a lighter is more hand than not having a lighter around.  

[YoruichiFon_Sama]

You know you've played Resident Evil too much when you start to draw blue prints for your own Spencer Mansion.

(I want that to be my house if I get rich. xD) (Because you know...murderous plants and graveyards are my thing...you know... rolleyes )  

[Alkaizer87]

Okay.........*moves away a bit.*