the corupt wish game

[wolfsbanemoon]

Granted, but even in reality, a dream is all it is. As you are the most amazing part, the sky opens, and you and your lover (assuming) fly into seperate abysses, , where you are seperated by a black glass neither of you can pass through, doomed to eternity to slowly go mad, longing for the other neither can have.

I wish for an everlasting pool of the greatest chocolate in the world.  

[Ze Shiny Pomegranate]

YOu get the pool, but the chocolate is poisen, so you die


I wish that I could get my angelicc microphone  

[Gambino Statue]

Granted, but then you get hacked and all you have left are peasant booties.

I wish McDonalds would stop rejecting me for a job.  

[wolfsbanemoon]

Granted. They hire you as the janitor's mop.

I wish for the ability to bend reality to my will.  

[Babies in the Oven]

granted, but you dreamt of killing someone and suffering in jail for the rest of your life.

i wish i had a punk band to be part of.  

[wolfsbanemoon]

Granted, but the guitarist, when in the middle of an awesome solo, does a really cool corkscrew spin and accidentally kills you when hitting you on the head.

I wish I had a real friend in school.  

[Ze Shiny Pomegranate]

Granted, but your best friend spreads rumors about you

((that happened to me))

I wish that my friend Nico wanted me to be in his band  

[V4L3NT1N3]

Granted, but her only wants you there to clean up the floor after their alcohol filled band night....

I wish I were imvisible so no-one could see me...  

[Babies in the Oven]

granted but the spell goes wrong and noone can hear/feel you either so you die.

i wish nico wanted me in his band also.  

[Gambino Statue]

Granted, but then Nico becomes a cannibal and eats you.

I wish I had a Paypal.  

[wolfsbanemoon]

xLIZA

Granted, but then Nico becomes a cannibal and eats you.

I wish I had a Paypal.

Granted, but you become obsessed and life slowly looses meaning.

I wish nessie would get better.  

[Corpse_Bride_131]

Granted, but nobody knows who Nessie is, and then they become really super depressed and kill themselves.

I wish my buddy in Mississippi would come visit me!!!  

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Granted, but unfortunately, he's visiting you in the hospital. And oops, you just flatlined.

I wish I never had to write an essay again.  

[[Ashes][is][Ashes]]

Granted, but the first day that you come to school and everyone else has to write an essay, you get in a car accident on the way and slip into a coma that will last for twenty years (just pray they don't pull the plug on you, darlin').

 

[[Ashes][is][Ashes]]

[Ashes][is][Ashes]

Granted, but the first day that you come to school and everyone else has to write an essay, you get in a car accident on the way and slip into a coma that will last for twenty years (just pray they don't pull the plug on you, darlin').

I wish I had green eyes and straight black hair instead of frizzy wavy brown hair and grey eyes.