Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Tokioka]

Granted. But the next semesters will be the worst you've ever had, with many trials and tribulations.

I wish I was a zoanoid.  

[spawnofebil]

Granted. Unfortunately, you discover it is also the name of a horrible disease and you die a very painful death.

I wish for a demonic pendant.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but a demon pops out of it and eats your guitar.. and then the pendant vanishes.

I wish for a good day at school on Wednesday.  

[spawnofebil]

That's an oxymoron in itself.

I wish I didn't have to go back on Wednesday.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, you have to go back tomorrow.

I wish I was a book. <--don't ask why  

[xiiao-ai]

.: Granted. :.
.: And then a little 5 year old comes and tears you apart :.
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.: I wish for a box of gobstoppers :.

 

[Tokioka]

Haha! The gobstoppers smell of baby vomit. Are ya still gonna eat them?

I wish for a rainy day.  

[Minielf]

Granted, a massive hurricane comes along and you get continous rain for a whole day and more.

I wish I could rap like a pro.  

[spawnofebil]

Minielf

Granted, a massive hurricane comes along and you get continous rain for a whole day and more.

I wish I could rap like a pro.

People notice your wrapping talent and send you to a chocolate factory. You have to wrap the chocolates.

I wish that Americanisations didn't exist.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then people in America start speaking (and misspelling) Russian. <-- is this a bad thing? >.<

I wish for a castle.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. Unfortunately, your castle is haunted.

I wish I could have a life like Jasmine is Aladdin.  

[Haromi]

Granted. Except your Jasmine-ish life has no Aladdin...So you're stuck with Jafar.


I wish for a nice light show in the skies by comets burning up in the atmosphere.  

[Lazy The Ninja]

Granted you have a life like that woman called jasmine who became a man called aladdin


(you said "jasmine is aladdin")


i wish that millions of tiny bugs come up to me and eat me alive while i writhe in pain someone sets me on fire and i run about helping the flames then i jump off a building with a bungee rope the rope snaps and i fall to my doom.



Turn that around!
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[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but it turns out that the bugs were actually electronic bugs, the fire was actually an illusion and underneath the building was a bouncy castle...

But you die anyhow, because although you survived all that you forgot to look both ways while crossing the road and you get hit by a car and die.

I wish our teachers didn't give us prep (h/w) on the first day back.. (which they did, but hey)  

[spawnofebil]

Niphredil Ithilmir

Granted, but it turns out that the bugs were actually electronic bugs, the fire was actually an illusion and underneath the building was a bouncy castle...

But you die anyhow, because although you survived all that you forgot to look both ways while crossing the road and you get hit by a car and die.

I wish our teachers didn't give us prep (h/w) on the first day back.. (which they did, but hey)

Haha. We didn't have any lessons today.

But anyway, you get twice as much prep on the second day of school.

I wish I didn't have single science lessons (we really should have double science lessons).