FUN QUIZ with Prizes!

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367. Have you ever made sculptures from Spam? No  

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368. Have you ever spent hours wondering why Pop-tarts come in packages of two when on the box it lists the serving size as one? Yes  

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369. Have you ever eaten poppyseed bagels, then done really strange things (e.g. watching Teletubbies while listening to Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds) to see if it would produce a narcotic reaction? No  

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RELIGION
370. Have you ever formed your own religion? Yes!  

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371. And have converted people to it? Yes  

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372. When you don't feel like doing something. do you insist that the activity is against your religion? Some times  

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373. Do you blame all ills that befall you on various gods you invent? Nope  

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374. Have you ever had a fertility rite in your backyard on Christmas Eve and told the shocked, complaining neighbors to respect your beliefs and leave you and your Yule branch alone? No  

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375. Have you ever baptized an inanimate object? No  

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376. Do you introduce yourself as "The Antichrist"? Nope  

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377. Do you often claim to be Jesus Christ? Nope  

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378. When someone says "Jesus Christ!" as an expletive, do you say, "Yeah, what do you want?” On occasion.  

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379. Do you claim that "if I'm not worth worshipping, nobody else is" during conversations about the existence of God? Nope  

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380. On rainy days, do you like to drive around town in a large vehicle, yelling, "Give me two of every animal!"? No  

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381. In church, do you find it amusing to find an empty seat and ask, "Is this seat SAVED?" No