Biohazard EXTREME's New Caption Contest

[King of Paradise]

Chris Redfield: Alice! We got a problem...
Milla: God dammit Went! I thought I told you not to call me by my character's name when we're not filming!
Went:...Oh, sorry...
Milla: Go get me some coffee you Prison Break jail bait b****.
Went: I don't have to take this s***.
Milla: Oh yeah? I have four of these movies under my belt, with 8 years of physical training to back me up, while all you've mastered is taking it up the rear! COFFEE, NOW!
Went:.....Do you take it with cream, or black?  

[Alkaizer87]

Chase Me To The End

Chris Redfield: Alice! We got a problem...
Milla: God dammit Went! I thought I told you not to call me by my character's name when we're not filming!
Went:...Oh, sorry...
Milla: Go get me some coffee you Prison Break jail bait b****.
Went: I don't have to take this s***.
Milla: Oh yeah? I have four of these movies under my belt, with 8 years of physical training to back me up, while all you've mastered is taking it up the rear! COFFEE, NOW!
Went:.....Do you take it with cream, or black?

XD I would be scared $#!tless too.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Sigh... Three entries in over two weeks? Are you effin' kidding me?

I'll wait until... Oh.... Tuesday.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Ya lazy uninspired maggots!

Chase wins, with Alkaizer a close second. I would've given it to Alkaizer, but man... That taking it up the rear line killed me. xd  

[King of Paradise]

Sorry Alk.

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2003/ps2/residentevildeadaim/resident_790screen002.jpg

Zombie: *As the light turns on above his head* Dude, I just got an idea!  

[karm_trebolo]

I'm gonna try this biggrin

Zombie: *as the light turns on above his head* Dude, I just got an idea!
Bruce: Is this really a good time?  

[Canas Renvall]

Zombie: *As the light turns on above his head* Dude, I just got an idea!
Bruce: And nobody's ever gonna hear it. *pops him with the silenced handgun* Zombies trying to be smart, psh.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Zombie: *As the light turns on above his head* Dude, I just got an idea!
Bruce: That's impressive! What does it take for a zombie to get an idea?
Zombie: Bra-a-ains!  

[Alkaizer87]

*laughs* I think Canas might have won this one. XD Ok I'll try later. I have a magcician to assist in hsi magic show today and the whoel entire day so I'll drop by tomrrow.  

[King of Paradise]

BUMPED, bitc*es!

Yous got 'til Friday.  

[Alkaizer87]

Zombie: *As the light turns on above his head* Dude, I just got an idea!
Bruce: Oh and what's that?
Zombie: We could invite those zombies from RE4 and...
*Bruce caps him in the head.*
Bruce: I didn't think it was possible, but the T-virus can make zombies even stupider.  

[Canas Renvall]

^ Isn't that... kinda what it does in the first place? sweatdrop  

[Alkaizer87]

Canas Renvall

^ Isn't that... kinda what it does in the first place? sweatdrop

Yeagh....but they weren't stupid enough to think that zombies would think it's a good idea to invite the plagas guys over for a party or something *gets shot by bruce.* Dang it!! I said plagas not RE4 Zombies.*gets shot again.*
Bruce: Now you did.  

[King of Paradise]

Damn. I really can't decide between Canas and Bio...But there needs to be a definite winner, so...What to do, what to do...

Sorry, but I decided with a coin flip lol.

Canas, step up to the plate. smile  

[Canas Renvall]

With pleasure! razz



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