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 Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 10:32 am
((NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!))
Granted but it blows up in your face, then comes to life and hacks you to little peices then feeds those peices to pirates.
I wish that Shoe has the worst day of his life for making pirates snatch my mate away from me.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 10:48 am
Granted, the pirates go after him and start torturing him. He puts in a desperate phone call to you and your day becomes even worse than his because of the burning guilt that his tormented voice instills within you. Oh, and then the pirates go after you instead. That too.
I wish I could nap right now instead of going to class.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 10:50 am
Granted, but the pirates come and take you prisoner and you call me but I just laugh and inform you that I have no guilt for anything.
I wish that I could be nicer when corrupting a wish.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 11:47 am
Granted, but now you're incapable of participating in Corrupt a Wish because of your niceness. Ever.
I wish I had a pack of cigarettes. Isn't that corrupted enough?
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 11:49 am
Granted but I steal 'em
I wish someone could spend a day in my head and tell me just whats going on up there.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:32 pm
Granted, nothing.
I wish that I could post sooner on gaia (with no delays)
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:33 pm
Granted but it blows in your best friends face
I wish this sandwich tasted better
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:44 pm
Granted, it is now made from ice cream. But, it freezes your face.
I wish I could find something to listen to that I actually want to listen to.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 3:03 pm
Granted, but it's only playing on a certain finicky radio station, and the only way to get the station to come through clearly is to stand on a chair and tuck it up on a high shelf from which you can barely hear it later anyway.
I wish my teeth were pointier.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 8:18 pm
Granted, they are such perfect points that when you shut your mouth, they lock together.
I wish I could hypnotise people into doing w'ever I want them to do.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 9:11 pm
Granted, but they turn into violent zombies .56735 seconds later.
I wish all of the Westboro Baptist Church members would catch on fire and burn to a crisp, only to then have Morgan Freeman piss on their ashes.
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 12:12 pm
Granted, and I don't want to corrupt the post.
I wish I had some parmesan cheese crackers.
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 12:14 pm
Granted but they have you
I wish my lunch had been more filling.
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 12:25 pm
Granted, you now have about 50 pounds of ball bearings in your stomach.
I wish this wish wouldn't be altered in any sort of way.
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 12:48 pm
Granted, It's plain, ordinary and boring.
I wish Shoe would be nice to me.
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