Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Tokioka]

You stop having single science lessons, and instead have double lessons. Before you get to the lesson though, you're blinded when you stare at the sun for too long. Oh well, you can't have it all...

I wish I could rock 'n' roll all night and party everyday.  

[Night Rain55]

Your wish is my command!

-You've been partying and rock n' rolling to much that you haven't a wink of sleep. It deeply affects your studies and your future. You, now, flip burgers as a forty-year old man and are divorced without any children of your own. You realized you should of just slept early and study well instead you led your life into a miserable future.-  

[t0shi0]

Forgot to make a wish. sweatdrop
Meh.
I wish my hair didn't cover up most of my ninja band.  

[Night Rain55]

Your wish is my command!

-Soon, the Naruto-haters/flamers saw the sign on your headband which led a savage mob of Naruto-haters to cause your death... Or some severe injuries. sad -

I wish I had all the cake in the world. Miam! domokun heart  

[xiiao-ai]

.: Granted. :.
.: And you become the roundest and fattest person in the world. :.
.:And you die from indegestion. :.

.: I wish I could actually save my avvie and it would change.. :.
rolleyes

 

[Minielf]

Granted, you're able to save your avvie. However, every time you save it ends up making you either half or fully nakie.

I wish I had extremely good luck endlessly.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Wish granted.

You get your good luck endlessly but everyone else gets all your bad luck and becomes jealous of your luck. Therefore, all your loved one don't talk to you anymore.

I wish I could be happy forever.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! You become happy forever, meaning you can't feel any other emotions. Then you die from too much happiness.

I wish I had a twelve foot pianist.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted but he's unfortunately deaf. Therefore, he can't play what you wish to listen.

I wish I could kiss you on the cheek!  

[yalie5]

granted but everything I touch dies so... it was nice knowing ya. lol

I wish for sticky rice, and tofu, and cake that you get in a chinese bakery with the fruit, and wontons and basically I wish for a large banquet where everyones invited and starts now because lunchh does start till like 12:00p.m. for me. whee  

[wiim]

Wish granted. You get your banquet lunch with everyone invited, etc., etc. ...Except, everyone invited received a bill. So they're all hunting you down!

I wish a poutine (Google it if you don't know what it is) wasn't so high in fat. biggrin  

[t0shi0]

Dont we all wiim, don't we all.
Granted, but inorder to do that you must inject this chemical but the chemical causes cancer.
I wish I had uber nice and rich friends like Dasg.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! However they all ignore you as you're not rich enough to fit into their upper class social order.

I wish I went to Henley college.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted... but for some reason, this school get a bad reputation and you get stuck in this school... alone! There is no other students except you... and some crazy teacher!

I wish I dont have school tomorrow!  

[Tokioka]

Pshaw! School? Tis gone, my dear. In fact, you don't have to ever return to school again as education is banished. However, no education = a return to the dark ages.

I wish for a roronoa zorro model! whee