Gundam: Anathema's Followers (Accepting Profiles)

[Zahzi]

"Why?"

"...Keep in mind, he has the mental fortitude of a stump...."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"To be nice and make her happy."  

[Zahzi]

Barix just stared at Rebecca.

"... Foreign words for him...."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...Don't be a jackass to her."  

[Zahzi]

"WHY!?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Because if you're a jerk to her ALL the time, she might just kidnap you, force you to be with her, and then possibly shank you in the kidneys."  

[Zahzi]

"....Okay, now you've become more disturbed than Olskey..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...Is it bad I said it like it's an everyday thing?" Rebecca tilted her head.  

[Zahzi]

"Quite...." Regis sighed.
"A child your age should be more focused on boys and school more than how their grandmother is a lover-slash-sadist..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Dad's over protective nature scares off all the boys at school." Rebecca grunted, giving a dull glare. "Thanks to him, no one will even approach me. Nevermind I'm done with high school and on to college. Nope. Dad won't let anyone have me without scaring the s**t out of them first in one of his sadistic interrogations."  

[Zahzi]

"Well, your father has an excuse your grandfather does not..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"He has no excuse!"  

[Zahzi]

"His family was butchered, and his wife and child were kidnapped, were they not..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"But that was a long time ago and he's been able to handle every kidnapping against Mom or us just fine. He does it so well, it's not even funny!"  

[Zahzi]

"And BECAUSE of these kidnappings, are you really so surprised?"