Gundam: Holstein Theory (Ended)

[Zahzi]

"Ambidextrous..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Yeah that's the one." Lady said, nodding her head.  

[Zahzi]

"...Still a bad thing to do..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"He learned to keep his hands off my guns... Or at least, for a while."  

[Zahzi]

"...Maybe come up with a BETTER solution!?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"....Like what exactly?"  

[Zahzi]

"ANYTHING that doesn't involve broken bones!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"But then he doesn't learn to keep his hands off my guns! He's kept away from them for about a year now up until today. Force of habit I presume.."  

[Zahzi]

"...How about something LESS damaging."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Nothing else seemed to work as well.." Lady said with a heavy sigh.

"...You're a baaaaaaaad Mommy..."  

[Zahzi]

I'm starting to think Jacob will never be able to write or draw again..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I only broke his hands once. And he does just fine. An excellent artist. He broke off from drawing though for video games.."  

[Zahzi]

"...You said it's been three times already!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Weeeeellllllll.. Third time I technically broke his wrist. Some consider a hand injury."  

[Zahzi]

"...You're psychotic."