Gundam: Holstein Theory (Ended)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Why thank you." Lady said, giving him a closed eye smile.  

[Zahzi]

"...Yikes..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"When you spend 13 years with the Barons, there's no such thing as sanity child." Lady said, giving Gil a dull stare.  

[Zahzi]

"...But your breaking the hands of a child."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"It's not like I broke everything. Just a few bones. He was healed within a month." Lady sighed. "I tried every other non-violent option and they never worked. I had no choice."  

[Zahzi]

"...I didn't say don't use violent methods...Have you tried mummifying him in duct tape and attaching him to a ceiling fan and turning it on..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Yes. Harold suggested it. It only lasted a few months." Lady sighed.  

[Zahzi]

"Well, how long did you do it in each period..? Five minutes?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Half an hour."  

[Zahzi]

"No, no...You're supposed to do it for an hour or two..." Gil scoffed, swatting the air in front of him.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Well no one told me." Lady said, blinking at him.  

[Zahzi]

"Well, now ya know...And DON'T be afraid to turn the fan on its highest setting!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I'll keep it in mind." Lady nodded, giving Gil a closed eye smile.

Demi just stared at the two, blinking. "There's something wrong with you two!!"  

[Zahzi]

Gil gave a nervous laugh, looking over at Demi.
"Well...I'm not gonna try to defend myself from that.."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Best not lie to the girl." Lady chuckled. "Though, you get a clean new start with her with this memory loss..."