Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Although I bet his nuts are really not that big.  

[Vankala]

REaceofclubs

Rodriguez[chief of village in RE4]: I AM CHIEF BIG NUTS! scream

(That's I call him. o_O)

Don't u mean 'Mendez'? confused  

[Ivory Lie]

Um i think thats what A.O.C calls Mendez...weird name  

[RoninFox]

Krauser: I died in that helicopter crash 2 years ago... is that what they told you?
Leon: No, they told me you quit the army and became a professional ballet dancer.  

[Canas Renvall]

Ashley: Let me go with you!
Luis: No. You stay with Leon. He's much better with the ladies, I'm sure...
Leon: *scoff, whispers to self* Yeah right... Luis is trying to make me look good! heart  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Ashley: Let me go with you!
Luis: No, you stay with Leon. He's better with the ladies, I'm sure...
Leon: NO! No, no! Take her with you Luis, I'm sure she'll be safer with you. *gets closer and quietly says* For god's sake, please take her with you, I can't stand being around her any longer.  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

*Wesker sits at his control center in RE4, calmly he reaches to a table and takes a cup, sipping at it. He slowly sets it down and straightens his glasses, and with an arrogant smirk as he stares at the screen*

"J-7. . ."

*Electronic sirens flare and a digital explosion is heard, followed by an electronic voice*

"Battleship sunk!"  

[RoninFox]

*After arriving in the village in RE4, Ada receives a call on her video phone.*

Ada: *flips the phone open* Yes?

*No image appears on the screen-- there's only a sound of heavy breathing.*

Ada: For the last time, Wesker, stop it with the prank calls.
Wesker: *trying to disguise his voice and speaking with a very fake Japanese accent* This not Wessu-kerr! This is, uh... movie director Wasabi Tempuraguchi! I pay you one mirrion dorrars to make porno movie!
Ada: *hangs up* stare  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

After Jill rescues Chris from the prison in REmake.

Chris: Anything on Wesker?

Jill: Some blood, last time I checked. But it was his own.  

[REaceofclubs]

Ivory Lie

Um i think thats what A.O.C calls Mendez...weird name

You are right, sir. I call him pretty much everything but Mendez. Hence my explanation of who he was.

And I'm sure his nuts are very small  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

I just call him Mendez. I have a friend whose last name is Mendez.. Well the thing is, friend is a strong word. I associate with him, but I really don't like him.  

[RoninFox]

Billy: *in Samuel L. Jackson voice* I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF ALL THESE MOTHER#$%^IN' LEECHES ON THIS MOTHER#$%^IN' TRAIN!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Marcus, singing on top of that hill: "The hills are alive.. With the sound of music!"  

[RoninFox]

Krauser: *in the middle of fighting Leon, stops and looks at his watch* Sh**! I just missed Spongebob!