Biohazard EXTREME's New Caption Contest

[Alkaizer87]

Leon: "Come with me if you want to live."
Person he's talking to: I don't think so.
Leon: Why would you...agh!!! My leg
*person runsaway and lets him get killed by the zombies.*.
((This last part is just for fun.))
 

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Leon: "Come with me if you want to live."
Claire: "Um... I think I'll take my chances alone..."
Leon: "But why? If we stay together, we have a higher chance of--"
Claire: "NO ONE LIKES YOU!!"  

[King of Paradise]

Leon: Come with me if you want to live.
Person he's talking to: Yaah, okay.
Leon: Say, you look familiar...
Person he's talking to: Yaah, maybe dat's because I'm Ahhnold Schwarzaneggar.
Leon: Oh, Mr. Schwarzaneggar! It's an honor!
Ahhnold: No, the honuh is all mine Mistuh Kennedy.
Leon: Haw! You know of me?!
Ahhnold: Ahh you kiddin' me?! Everyone knows of Leon S. Kennedy, the greatest achsin hero of all time!
Leon: *Blushes* Stop, I'm not that great.
Ahhnold: Come on! Don't be so modest! Your exploits in Spain makes my version of Conan the Bahhbarian look like a little wimpy baby mann.
Leon: Heh. Jus doin' my duty. Well, let's get goin' now. We got a lot of zombies to blast through.
Ahhnold: Ok, but one thing.
Leon: What?
Ahhnold: Don't EVUH use one of my lines again!
Leon: sweatdrop Alright...Now, let's get to the choppuh!  

[Alkaizer87]

Chase Me To The End

Leon: Come with me if you want to live.
Person he's talking to: Yaah, okay.
Leon: Say, you look familiar...
Person he's talking to: Yaah, maybe dat's because I'm Ahhnold Schwarzaneggar.
Leon: Oh, Mr. Schwarzaneggar! It's an honor!
Ahhnold: No, the honuh is all mine Mistuh Kennedy.
Leon: Haw! You know of me?!
Ahhnold: Ahh you kiddin' me?! Everyone knows of Leon S. Kennedy, the greatest achsin hero of all time!
Leon: *Blushes* Stop, I'm not that great.
Ahhnold: Come on! Don't be so modest! Your exploits in Spain makes my version of Conan the Bahhbarian look like a little wimpy baby mann.
Leon: Heh. Jus doin' my duty. Well, let's get goin' now. We got a lot of zombies to blast through.
Ahhnold: Ok, but one thing.
Leon: What?
Ahhnold: Don't EVUH use one of my lines again!
Leon: sweatdrop Alright...Now, let's get to the choppuh!

eek eek rofl burning_eyes rofl I don't know why I thin kthis is so funny ,but it has me laughing...  

[Vankala]

Lmao! Nice one Chase! rofl  

[Canas Renvall]

Well, it's been a week... want me to decide from the three, or wait? razz  

[karm_trebolo]

Leon: Come with me if you want to live.
Person he's talking to: Uh, yeah, no thanks.
Leon: You don't want to get eaten by zombies do you?
Person he's talking to: No, I just don't want to get glomped then shot in the face by your fangirl, Angela.  

[o8Orobouros8o]

Leon: Come with me if you want to live.
????: I told you at the bar, I'm not sleeping with you!  

[Canas Renvall]

xd We got a few good ones, whee!

Third: xXDarling-ViolettaXx
Even a zombie apocalypse can't get him laid. xd

Second: Biohazard EXTREME
Claire's such a (correct) b***h. razz

First: Chase Me To The End
As soon as I saw this, I had a feeling it would win. I laughed through the whole thing. xd Magnifico! You're up, Chase!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Like I said, just in case, it might be a good idea to PM the winner as well.  

[King of Paradise]

Coolio.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e312/Strider_Reborn/Resident Evil/LeonVsKrauser.jpg

Leon: C'mon out Krauser! Or do you want me to go about telling everyone that you're a chicken? Buck-buck-buck-BUGOK!



~Deadline: Six entries or two weeks time, whichever comes first.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Leon: C'mon out Krauser! Or do you want me to go about telling everyone that you're a chicken? Buck-buck-buck-BUGOK!
Krauser: I'm gonna cluck you up, b***h!  

[Canas Renvall]

Leon: C'mon out Krauser! Or do you want me to go about telling everyone that you're a chicken? Buck-buck-buck-BUGOK!
Krauser: *sigh* You make it too easy!
Leon: Yeah, like I made it easy with--
Krauser: Shut up, Leon, we all know you're gay. *goes for the kill*  

[Alkaizer87]

Biohazard EXTREME

Leon: C'mon out Krauser! Or do you want me to go about telling everyone that you're a chicken? Buck-buck-buck-BUGOK!
Krauser: I'm gonna cluck you up, b***h!

XD oh gosh I'm still laughing after seeing this for a few minutes. Instead of ******** you put cluck...oh gosh that's funny.

edit:


Leon: C'mon out Krauser! Or do you want me to go about telling everyone that you're a chicken? Buck-buck-buck-BUGOK!
Krauser: I'm not a chicken! You're the real chicken.
Leon: No I'm not. That one time was only because the president paid me to give him head.

(( If you don't get it go to this link. Look under 5. slang d. ))  

[King of Paradise]

Yours is pretty funny Alk, once you know exactly what subtle angle you're going for.

As usual, Bio knows just how to tickle my elmo.

Three more entries! Lemmee wrap this one up quickly!

p.s. That's what she said!