☆ The Random Guild ★ [Grill & Bar] ☆

[theshadowwolf94]

Unit Blue

-Enters pub-
Bartender! I declare service!!! Give me cookies! >:3

*passes over a plate of cookies* do you intend to pay this time, or are you going to add that to your immense tab that you already have.  

[Unit Blue]

theshadowwolf94

Unit Blue

-Enters pub-
Bartender! I declare service!!! Give me cookies! >:3

*passes over a plate of cookies* do you intend to pay this time, or are you going to add that to your immense tab that you already have.

-Sits and leans back on a chair and pulls plate of cookies towards me and eats cookies-

Tsk Tsk Tsk... You have much to learn young amateur, you see...
-steals cookies and run away-  

[Unit Blue]

-Stops imagining what to do-
Tempting taught but no....
Anyway -leans back on chair and eats cookies-
I can't pay a tab till' I see what "immensity" I have in it...
-eats cookies-  

[theshadowwolf94]

Unit Blue

-Stops imagining what to do-
Tempting taught but no....
Anyway -leans back on chair and eats cookies-
I can't pay a tab till' I see what "immensity" I have in it...
-eats cookies-

*passes over you're tab. At the bottom under total cost, including the cookies, it reads $178.57* you have 4 choices.
1. Pay me in full now
2. Pay me in set increments over a set time
3. Continues to add to your tab and piss me off more
or 4. intend to never pay the tab and have me send my team of anthro German Shepards of to your place to stand by and watch as you "fall down some stairs", leaving your kneecaps broken and your place of living destroyed by a fire caused by some candles that, "you knocked off their perch as you fell down the stairs".
It's really your choice.  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

hey look i see a hand... hands are delicious  

[eleanne]

No! Bad zombie!
*smacks Zooboom with newspaper*
Do you want your head made into soup?
Hey... how are you speaking without a head?  

[theshadowwolf94]

the head is severed above the vocal cords.  

[eleanne]

He still needs his tongue, lips and soft palate to form sounds.
[/nerd]  

[xGears-of-War Fr3ak]

*enters slowly and looks around* .... *walkes over to a table by herself and sits*  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

hey, would you mind picking up my head?  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

ZooboomafuSaboteur

hey, would you mind picking up my head?

Oh no!

*picks up head and puts it into some guy's bowl of soup*

Believe me sir, it will taste ten times better now.
_______________________________________________
Say Wha-? Mister Silly Sign Here!

It's Silas!

 

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

what kind of soup? if you could just kindly empty my brains...?  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

Oh no!

That is NOT my job.
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Say Wha-? Mister Silly Sign Here!

It's Silas!

 

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

Well, they might not be there... might've lost my mind a long time ago... don't remember  

[Unit Blue]

theshadowwolf94

Unit Blue

-Stops imagining what to do-
Tempting taught but no....
Anyway -leans back on chair and eats cookies-
I can't pay a tab till' I see what "immensity" I have in it...
-eats cookies-

*passes over you're tab. At the bottom under total cost, including the cookies, it reads $178.57* you have 4 choices.
1. Pay me in full now
2. Pay me in set increments over a set time
3. Continues to add to your tab and piss me off more
or 4. intend to never pay the tab and have me send my team of anthro German Shepards of to your place to stand by and watch as you "fall down some stairs", leaving your kneecaps broken and your place of living destroyed by a fire caused by some candles that, "you knocked off their perch as you fell down the stairs".
It's really your choice.

Mhhh... -gets a $500 dollar bill from pocket-
Here take this
And save the change for my future debts
-eats cookies-