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 Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 2:00 pm
Granted, but he/she becomes obsessed with you, essentially become your ever-loving stalker, which will eventually lead to you having a total breakdown and killing Shoe, then be arrested and charged with her murder. You would then rot in prison for the rest of your life.
I wish I had more furries to chat to and call friends, feel pretty alone at the moment.
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 2:19 pm
Granted, but said furries are overly clingy, annoying, possessive in which drives you insane and to kill several of them. You rot in the same prison as Kaito Kajuji.
I wish I didn't have to eat to survive.
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 2:45 pm
Granted, but you would be unable to eat as a side-effect, so you would never taste good food again.
I wish I could shake my recent "emo" mood.
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 3:02 pm
Granted, but you have to constantly shake your body in order to keep the emotions from coming back, and if you stop, all of the built up emotions come back in force.
I wish life were more entertaining.
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 3:09 pm
Granted, now you're in a giddy, happy-go-lucky mood and you dance out into the street and get hit by a car.
I wish I had a brownie.
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 3:33 pm
Granted, but the brownie is exceptionally moreish, and leads you to g on a junk food binge, which leads to rapid weight gain, which leads to depression and comfort eating. You never manage to shift the weight and end up having a fatal heart attack at 30.
I wish I looked like I did when I was 21, I looked good back then. Le sigh.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:32 pm
Granted... You watch everyone around you grow old. You do not age as another consequence. Eventually, everyone wonders why you haven't changed one bit, and the government confiscates you when they find out.
I wish I was a mime. >D
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:34 pm
granted, but now you're a mime. that's punishment all in itself
I wish it was next week
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:55 pm
Granted. It WAS next week. Now it's the week after.
I wish I had more quarters on hand.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:11 pm
Granted but you spent them earlier.
I wish, That my Wishes would be corrupted by one person
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 1:36 pm
granted, but that person just happens to be me.
I wish for more solitude.
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 1:37 pm
Granted. No one ever talks to you anymore. EVER.
I wish I didn't have acne.
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 1:39 pm
granted, you have painful blisters instead.
I wish I didn't have to see my friends leave.
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 1:49 pm
Granted. They blindfold you first.
I wish for green tea.
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 2:33 pm
It's green from mold
I wish my iPod would charge faster
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