Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[wiim]

Granted. However, the initial model pack is missing pieces. Everytime you order in one from the manufacturer, you discover another missing piece. This cycle drives you insane and you end up destroying the model.


I wish the chemical injection which makes poutine low in fat didn't produce cancer. razz  

[tamcharles]

wiim

Granted. However, the initial model pack is missing pieces. Everytime you order in one from the manufacturer, you discover another missing piece. This cycle drives you insane and you end up destroying the model.


I wish the chemical injection which makes poutine low in fat didn't produce cancer. razz

Granted! It doesn't cause cancer anymore, sadly it increases the bodies ability to take in the fat. twisted

I wish for inflation! 3nodding  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, everything which you want to buy (DTAIL blaugh ) inflates by like 1mil/day and everything which you own deflates at the same rate~

I wish I could exchange whore as well as Charlie~  

[Minielf]

Granted, you can exchange whore even better than Charlie, but the becomes angry that you are, and so embarks on a campaign to beat you!!

I wish I could get into contact with more of you peoples.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then you find that you don't like any of us twisted

I wish I was a butterfly~  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. Few minutes you get smashed by a cat paw... ewww!

I wish for a 100% on my next exam.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then it turns out that you took the wrong exam o_0

I wish for a bottle of mineral water.  

[True.Mendacity]

Granted, but it was empty.

I wish for my own computer.  

[Night Rain55]

And it shall be granted!

-Your parents gave you your own computer, BUT! It's a crappy pentium 2 computer infested with over thousands of viruses and spyware.-

I wish I had unlimited wishes so I can wish myself out of the bad wishes.  

[Hayashi Jun]

granted but you only have unlimited wishes in your dream, and bad ones will not affect u in ur dreams but it will when u wake up..mwahahaha twisted

I wish for eternal youth  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. You get all the youthness from people around you... so all your loved one become old...

I wish for eternal happiness  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then you get so bored that you die of boredom (while being happy, of course)

I wish for a party~  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. You are so happy to have a party that you faint. Once you get finally up, the party is over!

I wish I could be stronger.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then you don't know your own strength that you jump and then the world explodes~

I wish for my quest to finish soon!