<3Gah, fine.
I'll post it here. <3
I once made a pie
Of no specific flavor it went by.
It was no ordinary desert.
This pie I had made,
It was a magical pervert.
When this pie was done,
It said to me "Hey, hun. You look very wonderful tonight"
And I was so shocked,
I could not believe that my pie had actually talked.
What the pie said next was
"Would you like to go have sex"
And I said okay,
So we went away
to the other room.
And the next thing I know, this wonderful sexual pie is my groom.
We got married on the beach,
Next to a toad and a leech, it was so beautiful too.
And I love my wonderful pie,
Even though sometimes he is full of poo.
One day he said to me:
"I really love you, baby."
I told him I loved him too,
And it really was not untrue.
He really was a great pie.
Then he said to me "I really want to have kids."
I said "First, let us place our bids
on a new house"
So we bought a new house,
And had sex, while being watched by a mouse.
Soon I was pregnant,
Oh so very expectant.
I was sure I was having a girl.
And one day I had to hurl.
I did have a girl, I named her Pearl,
She looked much like her dad.
But when she grew up,
She got a terrible disease.
And she could not drink from a cup.
Then one day she died.
Oh man I cried,
So very very hard. My little girl did die,
It was all because of my husband,
the sexual pie.
xD
