FUN QUIZ with Prizes!

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397. Do you find the name "Guy N. Cognito" really amusing? Yes  

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398. Have you ever described something as being "groin-grabbingly transcendent"? No  

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399. Do you understand the phrase "Eschew Obfuscation"? Kinda?  

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400. Do you find the word "pants" strangely entertaining? No  

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401. Do you keep an ongoing list of words that are fun to say (e.g. wonk, twit, hoist, pointy, etc.)? Yes  

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402. Have you ever made up a slang word? Yes  

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403. And heard a stranger use it at a later time? Yes  

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404. Have you ever created an odd exultation such as "HOLY JESUS ON A POGO STICK!" and used it daily? Yes  

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405. Do you regularly use archaic exclamations, curse words or insults (e.g. “a pox on you!”) or bite your thumb at people? Yes  

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406. Do you call cigarettes "fags" to confuse those uneducated in British slang? No  

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407. Have you ever made up an "Indian name" for yourself or your friends (e.g. "Runs With Scissors" or "Dances In Underwear")? YES!  

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408. Can you recite the poem "Jabberwocky" (and learned it of your own free will)? No  

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409. Do you often write really stupid poetry (e.g. "Mice are nice, or so I think, they don't like ice, their noses are pink")? No  

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410. Do you give names to all inanimate objects, including computers, cars, doors, body parts, etc? Not all  

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411. Is a fun way to piss people off to repeat everything they say as a question? Nah