Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Vinessa_Valentine]

*Wesker sits in his control chair, watching the screen, on it is Telletubbies*

Screen: "Again, again!"

Wesker, sprawling in his chair: "Yes! Yes! Again! Do it again! Ha ha!"  

[Roger Price]

Claire: (Upon entering the room that you get the golden lugers in CVX) hmmmm.... Maybe i should try TAKING one of these guns on the wall, instead of risking my life to get the gold ones!
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Chris shoots a zombie in the arm and it falls off.
Chris: Now step aside worthy advesary!
Zombie: Tis but a scratch!
Chris: A Scratch! Your arms off!
Zombie: No it isn't!
Chris: What's that then!
Zombie: I've had worse!
Chris: YOU LIAR!
Zombie: COME ON YOU PANSY!

(Oh yeah, Holy Grail!)

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Jill: Where is Wesker?
Wesker: (Off in the Mansion bathroom) JUST DOING MY HAIR, BE RIGHT DOWN!
Jill: Not again....
(actually, he might do that)  

[RoninFox]

Nemesis: BOOOOOOOOBS!  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Zombie: CUZ ITS THE THRILLAR!!!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Nemesis: Okay! Let's go! Give me an S! Give me a T! Give me an A! Give me an R! Give me an S!  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Biohazard EXTREME

Nemesis: Okay! Let's go! Give me an S! Give me a T! Give me an A! Give me an R! Give me an S!

Jill: S!
Carlos: T!
Mikhael: A!
Nikolai: R!
Luis: S!

Nemsis: What's that spell?

All: S.T.A.R.S!


Later on...

Jill: Hey, you're not in this game!
Luis: >.>  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

They need to create a BOW based on a Bull. Then Luis will have someone to fight against.  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Biohazard EXTREME

They need to create a BOW based on a Bull. Then Luis will have someone to fight against.

Leon: "Luis!"

*Luis turns and dodges Saddler's crotch tendril, then pulls a sword from the display*

Luis: Engarde! *takes up a duelist stance and sword fights Saddler*  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Vinessa_Valentine

Biohazard EXTREME

They need to create a BOW based on a Bull. Then Luis will have someone to fight against.

Leon: "Luis!"

*Luis turns and dodges Saddler's crotch tendril, then pulls a sword from the display*

Luis: Engarde! *takes up a duelist stance and sword fights Saddler*

Oh yeah, its a real sword fight alright. I wonder who's sword was better...  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Although if Luis was to go up against a bull, he wouldn't need a red cloth, he'd just grab Ada and wave her around.  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Celestial Fox Frenzi

Oh yeah, its a real sword fight alright. I wonder who's sword was better...

You mean to say that you'd want Saddler to win with his wang-tentacle!? Madness!  

[REaceofclubs]

So many strange RE4 senarios. XD
Wang-tentacle= my new favorite phrase.  

[Canas Renvall]

*plays "Do You Like My Wang?" by Freezepop*

...It's talking about the Wang brand of computer, you perverts! xd  

[REaceofclubs]

*Sings along with the song*do you like my wang? you know you want to use it do you like my wang? please be gentle, dont abuse itdo you like my wang? i took it out for you to seedo you like my wang?8bit plastic love machine xd xd xd
(Oh! Good morning Charlie!)  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

And yet, she still chooses to follow Charlie. Very well, then. I will take the world over myself, and all those who don't follow me, will pay with their lives.