Biohazard EXTREME's New Caption Contest

[Alkaizer87]

Thanks. And here's something I cam up with. not as funny but still.

Leon: C'mon out Krauser! Or do you want me to go about telling everyone that you're a chicken? Buck-buck-buck-BUGOK!
*Nothing but silence.*
Leon: Um...Krauser?*head shot.*
Sanders: Thank you for finding us a chicken.
Krauser: The pleasure is all mine Colonel. Remember, I want mine extra crispy.  

[o8Orobouros8o]

Leon: C'mon out Krauser! Or do you want me to go about telling everyone that you're a chicken? Buck-buck-buck-BUGOK!

Krauser: You told me you burned those pictures!  

[The King of Misery]

Leon: C'mon out Krauser! Or do you want me to go about telling everyone that you're a chicken? Buck-buck-buck-BUGOK!
Krauser: .....Son-of-a-b***h!Your head would sooo be cut off right now if the damn game didn't glitch out!..I'll just hover here for a while,but as soon as someone opens the console and gives it a good blow....your a** is bird-feed.  

[Blake Perren]

life like a box of bullets,u keep shootin but u never no if ure gonna hit XD  

[King of Paradise]

Winner and runner ups:

3rd = King of Misery

2nd = Alkaizer87 (For the first one)

1st = Biohazard EXTREME

The cluck did it for me. xd  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yay!!
Well, quite frankly, you know very well that I hate RE4. So I didn't wanna do an RE4 joke, I figured I'll do a chicken joke instead.



Claire: Oh my god! What is going on here!?  

[Canas Renvall]

Claire: Oh my god! What is going on here!?
Zombie: C-Claire! It's not what it looks like, I swear!
Claire: How... how could you... *sniffle*
Zombie: Claire, I'm so sorry... I just... I looked at him, he looked at me, our eyes met... it stirred these feelings in me and I just couldn't control myself!
Claire: So... so you killed him?
Zombie: Well no s**t, honey, I'm a zombie. What did you think I meant when I said all that stuff? Huh?  

[Alkaizer87]

Canas Renvall

Claire: Oh my god! What is going on here!?
Zombie: C-Claire! It's not what it looks like, I swear!
Claire: How... how could you... *sniffle*
Zombie: Claire, I'm so sorry... I just... I looked at him, he looked at me, our eyes met... it stirred these feelings in me and I just couldn't control myself!
Claire: So... so you killed him?
Zombie: Well no s**t, honey, I'm a zombie. What did you think I meant when I said all that stuff? Huh?

Dang it!! You took my idea first...oh well I'll have to think of something else. However right now I can't I have class in a few minutes.

Edit:
Claire: Oh my god! What is going on here!?
Zombie: It's not what it looks like!
Claire: Like hell it doesn't. I'm only keeping you around so that Leon won't chase me. However, instead you decide to eat your snack before you even scare off that p***k?
Zombie: No, that's not...
Claire: It's punishment time!
Zombie: No! Not her!
Alice: Damn right it's me. Now shut up and stand still, this won't hurt a bit.  

[King of Paradise]

Claire: Oh my god! What is going on here!?
Zombie: HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS!
Claire: Uhh...What?
Zombie: HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS!
Claire: I'm sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you. Can you please repeat that-
Zombie: HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS!
Claire: -Maybe wipe the blood away from your mouth-
Zombie: HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS!
Claire: -Or possibly clear your throat.
Zombie: Eh hem...HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS!
Claire: Nope, still not getting it. Maybe say it slower?
Zombie: HRR...GGG...HHH! DEA...T...HHHH...PAR...R...TS!
Claire: Well when you say it like that it sounds all seperated and even harder to understand. Maybe say it without the caps lock?
Zombie: Hrrggghhh! Deathhhh parrts!
Claire: Still nope. Maybe-
Zombie: JESUS F***ING CHRIST I'M GROANING AND SAYING DEATH PARTS IS IT THAT HARD TO F***ING UNDERSTAND ARE YOU DEAF?!?!
Claire: See, I don't know what you're trying to tell me when you say it in a run on sentence like that.
Zombie: stressed  

[Alkaizer87]

Chase Me To The End

Claire: Oh my god! What is going on here!?
Zombie: HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS!
Claire: Uhh...What?
Zombie: HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS!
Claire: I'm sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you. Can you please repeat that-
Zombie: HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS!
Claire: -Maybe wipe the blood away from your mouth-
Zombie: HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS!
Claire: -Or possibly clear your throat.
Zombie: Eh hem...HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS!
Claire: Nope, still not getting it. Maybe say it slower?
Zombie: HRR...GGG...HHH! DEA...T...HHHH...PAR...R...TS!
Claire: Well when you say it like that it sounds all seperated and even harder to understand. Maybe say it without the caps lock?
Zombie: Hrrggghhh! Deathhhh parrts!
Claire: Still nope. Maybe-
Zombie: JESUS F***ING CHRIST I'M GROANING AND SAYING DEATH PARTS IS IT THAT HARD TO F***ING UNDERSTAND ARE YOU DEAF?!?!
Claire: See, I don't know what you're trying to tell me when you say it in a run on sentence like that.
Zombie: stressed

hahahahaahaahahahahha.....I don't know why this is funny, but it just is.... rofl rofl  

[The King of Misery]

Claire: Oh my God!What's going on here?!
Zombie: *Smack* *Smack* Uhhh...want some...?
Claire: Dammit,Frank!I turn my back for ten minutes,and your chowing down on the next-door-nieghbor?I mean look at your face!You got Joes...inards all over you!
Frank: Aww,baby,come on.You knew this was how I rolled when we met.We've gotta face the facts,I'm livin' in the fast-lane with a one-track stomach while you're cruising downtown.
Claire: I can't even look at you right now.
Joe: I...just wan...ted...to...borrow..some..sugar.
Claire: Oh I bet you sick,a*****e!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

I was hoping for more submissions, but it's time...

The winner is... The King of Misery.
Heheh, sugar.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Okay, King of Misery doesn't seem to be around, so I'll let Chase post the next pic.  

[King of Paradise]

Rightyo.

In celebration of the upcoming release of Resident Evil: Afterlife, here's a pic totally unrelated to it.

http://z.about.com/d/classicgames/1/0/z/9/-/-/Captivate_06_bmp_jpgcopy.jpg

Jill: Huh? What are you doing in the library? You know you can't read. Tch, stupid snake thinks it can read, heh.

The winner will be chosen after I get at least four entries.  

[Canas Renvall]

Jill: Huh? What are you doing in the library? You know you can't read. Tch, stupid snake thinks it can read, heh.

Yawn: ...Wait, this isn't the Harry Potter movie set?