Corrupt a Wish

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted, but it blows up in your face

I wish I had a way other than blowing stuff up to corrupt a wish.  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, but now you only corrupt people's wishes by throwing up on them.

I wish I could make a movie  

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted, but everybody throws up on it

I wish I had a computer of my own  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, but then it blows up. (that's for my iPod, jerk)

I wish my brownies would be done soon.  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted, the oven temperature soars to 10,000 degrees Celsius to finish cooking the brownies virtually instantly. And then your house and everything else within a two mile radius melt to the ground.

I wish for fish in a dish.  

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted, but the fish in a dish wants a kish and bites your face off.

I wish I wasn't getting kicked out  

[00Shoe]

Granted, now you are getting kicked in.

I wish I had something sweet to drink.

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Kicked out of what?  

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted, but it causes your stomach to dissolve itself.

I wish I lived closer to my mate

(my house)  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted. Now you're super-glued to each other in such a way that every daily activity is a ridiculous chore.

I wish I had my face back.  

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted but it's digested

I wish I could use my extensive brain power to drag my lazy self up and do something with my life.  

[00Shoe]

Granted, but nothing really comes of it.

I wish my office didn't smell today.

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How come you got kicked out? And where are you using a computer from?  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, it'll smell every other day, though

I wish it would stop raining  

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted, a volcano opens up next to your house and you get lava instead.

I wish my dinner where more substantial...

(I'm not kicked out yet, but their seriously considering it)  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, but you waste all your extra food and every kid in Africa thinks you're a jerk now.

I wish I could get a job now.  

[Kaito Kajuji]

((Must...not...make...it...perverted...))
Granted, but you get fired right away

I wish my little brother would take a f'ing shower already!