Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[koolay0]

because she is demented and more rawrsomer than me D:  

[Ninja_Cookie_Chan]

ha ha!! he wouldn't except my inner demon... *sniff*  

[TheFrostMonster]

because she wouldn't let me see her inner demon when she let everyone else see it sad  

[Ninja_Cookie_Chan]

because in the middle of the night his face is the last thing i wanna see  

[koolay0]

because she showed me her good side when i wanted her evil side ! D,:  

[BrittyAsInPretty]

because he always burnt the cookies...
:/  

[TheFrostMonster]

because she slapped me for watching to much Invader Zim  

[Malevolent Seduction]

cuz he cheated me with a porn star scream  

[TheFrostMonster]

so did you...  

[Malevolent Seduction]

no that was ur dad. u didnt recognize?  

[TheFrostMonster]

never really seen him from behind actually haven't seen him since i was 5 years old  

[Malevolent Seduction]

aww thats sad. what happened? nvm dont tell me.


and i divorced him cuz he didnt know the difference between coach and prada!  

[TheFrostMonster]

i really dont lol  

[Malevolent Seduction]

oh lol okies then. x3  

[koolay0]

Because She Didnt Share The Cookie Of Love With Me D:<