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 Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:13 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:17 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:43 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:43 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:19 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:31 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:23 pm
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Hey guys im just gonna tell you some funny jokes:
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?"
The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"
While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.
The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your maw!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:24 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:24 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:26 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:37 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:38 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:39 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:40 pm
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