Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[NotteRequiem]

Oh Bio, don't get your panties in a twist.

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Claire, getting exasperated: Well, you know what?! YOUR mother is a WHORE!

Sherry: eek  

[UmbraGallus]

Luis is dying.

Leon: LUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!

Luis: Chill man. we've only known each other for about 10 minutes in the entire gam-er i mean entire time we've known each other. *dies*

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Mike gets shot down

Leon: MIIIIIKE!!!

Mike: Chill man, we don't even know each other. *dies*  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Ashley: So, Leon... Let's get to know each other better, shall we?

Leon: No, you're better off dying before that happens.  

[UmbraGallus]

Leon and Ashley jump out the window after a failed attempt at being shot at.

Ashley: What's going to happen to us?

Leon: don't worry, i'll make sure your the first to die. ^_^

Ashley: sure thing Leon.

O_o  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yet another Leon and Ashley scenario...

Leon: Sometimes, in order to save the day, people have to sacrifice themselves.
Ashley: Oh, Leon! You're so brave to sacrifice yourself to save me!
Leon: Not me, b***h. You!
*Leon uses Ashley as human shield*  

[Zombied_Squirrel]

I am sorry if this is not good or something it's my first shot at this....


Wesker; "We'll just put this here and here and here"
Ada; "What are you doing?"
Wesker "Applying my cream!"
Ada; "What Cream?"
Wesker "Well it's just a bad story from the tryant!"
Ada; "Wesker that's nasty you could get an STD."
Wesker; "To late!"  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

REaceofclubs

So many strange RE4 senarios. XD
Wang-tentacle= my new favorite phrase.

Yay! I'm a trend-setter!  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Alfred: Guess who's back? Back again? Alfy's back, tell a friend! Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Celestial Fox Frenzi

Alfred: Guess who's back? Back again? Alfy's back, tell a friend! Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...

Although a song like that would be more suitable for someone who actually appeared in more than one game.  

[REaceofclubs]

Vinessa_Valentine

REaceofclubs

So many strange RE4 senarios. XD
Wang-tentacle= my new favorite phrase.

Yay! I'm a trend-setter!

XD Yup! I've used it like ten times already!  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Biohazard EXTREME

Celestial Fox Frenzi

Alfred: Guess who's back? Back again? Alfy's back, tell a friend! Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...

Although a song like that would be more suitable for someone who actually appeared in more than one game.

I know, but I can totally see Alfred as being Slim Shady. I really could!  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

REaceofclubs

Vinessa_Valentine

REaceofclubs

So many strange RE4 senarios. XD
Wang-tentacle= my new favorite phrase.

Yay! I'm a trend-setter!

XD Yup! I've used it like ten times already!

I haven't really found a proper situation to use it in.

Jill (RE3): I picked this outfit out ALL by myself!  

[REaceofclubs]

Brad: Being the first person out of the helicopter Okay, Alpha team. Let's go kick a**!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Celestial Fox Frenzi

Biohazard EXTREME

Celestial Fox Frenzi

Alfred: Guess who's back? Back again? Alfy's back, tell a friend! Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...

Although a song like that would be more suitable for someone who actually appeared in more than one game.

I know, but I can totally see Alfred as being Slim Shady. I really could!

Yeah, but you could've used another song like, "Hi! My name is! What? My name is! Who? My name is! Chicka-chicka! Sir Alfred!"  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Biohazard EXTREME

Celestial Fox Frenzi

Biohazard EXTREME

Celestial Fox Frenzi

Alfred: Guess who's back? Back again? Alfy's back, tell a friend! Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...

Although a song like that would be more suitable for someone who actually appeared in more than one game.

I know, but I can totally see Alfred as being Slim Shady. I really could!

Yeah, but you could've used another song like, "Hi! My name is! What? My name is! Who? My name is! Chicka-chicka! Sir Alfred!"

Wesker: Lolz, that play'ah just a pose'ah! More like "Mizz Alfred"! Heheh, yea-yeah!
*Dapps Chris*
Chris: "Yo homes! Best be movin' fo' we haft'ah smack a b***h!"
Claire: "Yip-yeah!"