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 Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:43 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:38 pm
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Well at least I won,sorry I left you all hanging.Off and on flu related sicknesses.I checked in whenever I could,but I guess I missed this topic.
Jill: Huh? What are you doing in the library? You know you can't read. Tch, stupid snake thinks it can read, heh.
Snake:......Well....you...uhh...ummm..Ya' noe wat bee-itch,I dunnet nee no ******** weaden' skillz,cuz i can ryhme.
*Epic stare between snake and Jill.....then out slides zombie Joesph with a mixing table along with other zombies and characters as the audience.
Joesph: Ayeet,ayeet. MC Seropent are you ready?
MC Seropent: Mmm-hmm
Joesph: Right,right.And you JLT?
JLT: Yee-uh.
Joesph: Cool,now JLT you have till the beat stops,Go!
*Kick-a** beat starts up.*
JLT: Nh...uh-huh....They call me J-L-T that's Jill Lettuce and Tomato!You Mess with me,I'll rock you like a cradle!I'm a Jill sandwich,hoe,everyone wants a bite!I'm the tastiest around cuz my flavor is tight!You ain't nuttin' but ******** snake,so slither away for evebody's sake.I made your brother MC Slime into a shoe,so get on your way 'fore make belt out of you!
*beat stops an audience ooh's.*
Joesph: Daaammnn.Okay,MC Seropent you have till the beat stops.
*Beat starts up again.*
MC Seropent: ....MMH Yeah...!Guess I'll take your word and eat you like a sandwich,but if the flavor's like your ryhmes,it'll taste like a bland b***h.It's the same 'ol story we heard it all before,when you're at the mic it makes me want to snore.That S.T.A.R.S. uniform makes you look like a whore,you fail harder than Halo Wars.You aren't gonna win so just give up now,I'm MC Seropent genetically engineered to beat you DOWN!!
*the beat stops and everyone is strucken with ******** lights up MC Seropent with grenade launcher,and then all the zombies in the crowd.*That's the last time I free style.
[[If this is breaking some rule I have over-looked that is fine,I'm alright with being disqualified so long as everyone enjoys this comodic scene as it was supposed to be enjoyed.
P.S. Imagine MC Seropents voice as Snape's from the potter puppet pals.]]
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:08 am
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:35 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:29 pm
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Blissfully Yours Jill: Huh? What are you doing in the library? You know you can't read. Tch, stupid snake thinks it can read, heh. Yawn: Who are you calling ssssstupid? Ssssssnakesssss can read! Jill: sweatdrop S-s..snakes can't talk... Yawn: Now you're ssssslandering my ssssspeach? Jill: No sssir! *runs*
rofl
Jill: Huh? What are you doing in the library? You know you can't read. Tch, stupid snake thinks it can read, heh.
Yawn: I heard there wasssss going to be free punch and ssssandwichessssssssssss....JILL SSSSSSSSANDWICHES.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:24 pm
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 12:22 am
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 6:59 pm
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 7:21 pm
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 8:36 pm
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 5:57 pm
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 9:07 am
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