The Chatter Bar

[Faulty Ambition]

Everyone knows unicorns are nasty beasts anyways.
Gentle creatures my a**.
They have a freakin' yard long horn sticking out of their foreheads.
When an animal has a horn, or claws, or teeth, they use them.
What other use besides impaling is there for a horn?
Picking leaves off of trees?
I don't think so.
And anyways, everyone knows "Leprechaun" is a racial slur for an Irish midget.  

[Jasae Bushae]

and you wonder why people come to you for the dark fantasy epics rolleyes  

[ZombieJeff]

Really, I'd think they go to him for Dark Fantasy Parodies..


Alright, so what do you think about Jorumungandr and Vanangrandr  

[Sou Jara]

the what?  

[ZombieJeff]

The two sons of Loki. Their more comonly known as -sigh- The Midgard Zolom *cough cough* I filipin' hate what square does to mythology *cough* and Fenrir.

There my two favorite mythological being, as neither of them was particualarly evil at birth, but do to their size and power, were punished and grew bitter agaist the gods and man.  

[Sou Jara]

all i really have to go when it comes to norse mythology is that ragnarok loki anime  

[ZombieJeff]

Well, thats your problem, I suggest you start making frineds with wikipedia.

Serously though, THe norse gods could pwn the greek ones.  

[Sou Jara]

ill stick to my own thank you  

[ZombieJeff]

ALL HAIL DOLMIN! lol  

[Sou Jara]

talk2hand  

[ZombieJeff]

Lord Laharl?  

[Sou Jara]

thats a really low bar for god hood  

[ZombieJeff]

Not acording to laharl!

FIne then... all hail AMATARASU!  

[Kenton Alkemi]

It's "Amaterasu."  

[ByakoAssailant]

at least that is an actual religious icon