Hello, I'm a Noob and I like Resident Evil

[Locust Girl]

Locust Girl

I see. neutral

I still think there is quite a bit of cruelty going on here. I wonder how the hell I managed to survive the hazing. You might as well kick me out for not actually "playing" the games, but making somebody else do it for me so I can watch. Does that make me a "true fan," or a..."fake" one?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, I think it depends on your knowledge. I mean, you know the games. You are able to discuss the games in an intelligent fashion. And that's all we really want, is a person who can put up a good discussion about the games.
Now, the way I see it, that person was interested in a role playing guild, and role playing is only a minor factor of this guild, which is highly neglected. So she wouldn't enjoy being in the guild anyway.
And like Elliot said, we really don't want the kinds of people who will enter a discussion acting like they're the character.  

[Locust Girl]

Ah, so you don't want the shell, you want the whole peanut. I suppose that's understandable.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Even if a person doesn't know a whole lot about RE, if they can put up a good conversation and are eager to learn, they're in.
A person can have all the RE knowledge in the world, if they're an unintelligent boob, they're not gonna contribute anything.  

[NotteRequiem]

Good use of the phrase 'unintelligent boob', Bio.

Thank heaven my boobs are very intelligent. 3nodding  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, did you quiz them?  

[NotteRequiem]

Don't need to. They know all they need to know.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

wuterman

resident evilis awesome and i have played every game in the series and i have 2 say that the first one is the best but think leon was a kool character and i cant wait until the next game(s)

Now... I know there's a limited amount of ammo, health and ink ribbons in Resident Evil games... But I didn't know that there was a limited amount of punctuation...  

[Zombies are Love]

I got declined the first time I tried to join...but my application was SERIOUSLY lame >.< xd
but I waited awhile then tried again and i got in! mrgreen  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

See, that's another thing that separates noobs from non-noobs. A noob would've gotten declined, thrown a big fit and hold a grudge for the rest of his/her life.  

[Canas Renvall]

Reaper13kid

sweet guild....i followed resident evil since it camed out.i love to join in

Which probably means you followed RE4 with open arms.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well obviously that's what he means. Afterall, he did say since it came out... And we all know RE4 is when Leon came out.[/gayjoke]  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Wow... This is a true classic!

Dillbug21276

i love resident evil i have all the moveis so plz

 

[NotteRequiem]

You know... if someone jokingly started their request form with:
"I can haz Resident Ecil Guils pls?"

and then typed in a normal human fashion, I think they would become my new favorite guild newbie.

But alas, no one as a sense of humor anymore. emo  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Mister shankalten

when playing resident evil 2 you can shoot the camera when in the bus and it leaves bullet hole's. To get tofu you have to beat both scenarios like 4 times or so and all he can carry is like a knife and healing supplies. In resident evil 1 directors cut it is possible to save everyone and if you beat it in a seat time you can get inf. magnum. Resident evil 3 is my fav. cause the ability to make your own bullets. In code veronica then zombies can walk up the stairs and down them. Resident evil 5 will be seat in dessert area and the most likely will be no zombies. Light will play an important role in it and You finally get an assault rifle of some sort. You can tackle and kick the bad guys. There will be more bad guys on the screen then in past games. It like over 30 people or so. Please let me join I love resident evil. Please and thank you.

Thank you, Mr. Trivia. Last time I checked, listing a bunch of facts made you seem like a know-it-all smart a**, and in this case, does not show that you can put together a decent conversation. I'm certain that I can obtain all of the above information after about 20 minutes on gamefaqs.com. So that tells me that you had twenty five minutes to waste. Nothing more.

-This criticism has been brought to you on behalf of NotteRequiem