*pokes around*

[xwhateverxdudex]

*is stunned by the faceshot, and falls to the floor, releasing sweetkitty*

(but sence I'm already dead... )

*quickly gets up and ducks behind a piller*

(as I regrow my face and tongue)  

[Sweetkitty]

*is scared and runs to TY*

Zombie Dudex is disgusting  

[Tybarious]

*loads special flesh eating disease shotgun shell* lets try this...*shoots dude is the face again*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

(Have we forgotten that I'm behind a piller? - but I'll go with it...)
*comes out to attack and gets shot*

*lays there writhing and then suddenly goes limp as my flesh starts to slowly disintegrate*

*suddenly my mutant DNA overpowers the virus, and absorbs it - I regrow my face and lash out my tongue, grabbing your shotgun and ripping it out of your hands*  

[Tybarious]

*has special curving bullets like in wanted*

crap, that was my favorite shotgun...

*pulls out BFG 9000 and shoots dude with it, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BFG_9000*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Oh you just HAD to pull THAT out, didn't you? LOL
And perhaps this would be a more useful link.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BFG_9000

*dashes off to the side just far enough to only lose half my body as I loose control and tumble to the floor scrambling behind a piller - I dash out from the other side and spit a ball of acid mucus that melts your new gun* (Has already regrown my limbs) *spits another acid ball right at you*  

[Tybarious]

(actually theres no real defense to the bfg except not be there there when its fired because even you miss, it still takes out the enemy)

*uses gravity gun to catch and send it right back* oh you know I had to xd  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*Dodges and continues to spit acid balls at you while I start to rip out the buildings pillers until it collapses on you*

(even the bfg has a range limit - it's not like it destroys an entire building if you shoot one wall - i was just cut in half by that line)  

[Tybarious]

*fires a flechette-firing rifle while dodging your acid balls*  

[Sweetkitty]

O_O wow, you both fight each other  

[Tybarious]

*switchs to a plasmas rifle and destroys the pillars*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*dodges all the shots and falling debris as I dash past you, slashing at you as I pass*

Yes, yes we do fight alot.
Also I'm a heck of a good PR person for "Tybar Industries"

(If you don't get the joke, check out my comments on the last 3 pictures he has on deviantart)  

[Tybarious]

*calls in an airstrike from my red falcon, a few minutes later it comes and drops a base bomb on you, neutralizing your acid spit*

Ha bet you didn't know it could be moditified to do that  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*I retreat underground and vanish from sight - suddenly i burst from underneath you, grabbing your leg with my tongue, and lift you into the air, throwing you at a pile of sharp metal debris from the collapsed building* (I let go and watch you fly towards your doom)

No, no I didn't... But I'm not suprized.  

[Sweetkitty]

TY: You will get virus from Zombie Dudex. You should shot on his forehead of head.