Corrupt a Wish

[Saga Shadow]

granted, he uses all the hot water.

I wish you had made that perverted, it would've been funnier  

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted, it was so perverted it got this guild removed and every member in it banned from Gaia for life.

I wish my brother had used all the hot water, then he'd smell better.  

[Saga Shadow]

He smells so good that all of your friends are attracted to him instead of you

I wish these stupid mosquitos would leave me alone!  

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted, your mauled by a bear instead

I wish that my mind wasn't in the gutter 24/7  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, but you've forgotten everything even mildly sexual and need to be re-educated.

I wish it didn't smell so bad here  

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted, you now live in a cage in my younger brothers room and suffocate as he never showers

I wish I knew about sex again  

[Saga Shadow]

you are educated by your parents through demonstration. (get THAT image out of your mind, loser)

I wish I had time to sleep this week  

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted, you are locked up in a high security prison in solitary confinment.

I wish my head would explode from the horridness of what you just did to me.  

[00Shoe]

Granted, but after you die you have to relive those moments forever.

I wish I brought more carrots!  

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted, but I eat them!

I wish a thousand terrible curses upon Shoe, and that no bad reprecussions happen to me.  

[00Shoe]

Granted, except those curses backfire and cause noise percussion - enjoy being deaf.

I wish people would actually follow directions.  

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted, they follow the directions to open up a portal to hell in your house.

I wish my lunch tasted better and that there was more of it...a common lunch time wish of mine lol.  

[00Shoe]

Granted, it tastes really good and you eat a lot. You are also 300lbs because of eating so much.

I wish that I could figure out this certificate signing error...  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, but you still can't fix it.

I wish printers weren't so evil  

[00Shoe]

Granted, but their drivers still are.

I wish Apple would not keep changing their policies...