the corupt wish game

[[[insane]]--butterfly--]

Granted but she dumps you for an alien

I wish my mum would dissappear when my bf comes over  

[Admiral-Bitter]

granted but now no one pays for your bills so you and your bf starve and die in each others arms

i wish i could just push people away without feeling bad about it.  

[wolfsbanemoon]

Granted, but they feel terrible about it and come back and kill you slowly in your sleep.

I have no wishes left.  

[Corpse_Bride_131]

Well then I'm not gonna grant you anything. So there.

I wish I wasn't sick.  

[wolfsbanemoon]

Granted. Your cat gets sick instead and dies.

I wish I didn't possibly have cushings syndrome...  

[Corpse_Bride_131]

Granted, but your cat gets it instead. Talk about your fat cat! jkjkjk.

I wish I had blue eyes.  

[TinkerBellsHell]

Corpse_Bride_131

Granted, but your cat gets it instead. Talk about your fat cat! jkjkjk.

I wish I had blue eyes.

Granted, but no one will ever talk to you again.

I wish I had the perfect life  

[DaisukeOrDark]

Granted but you get bored and kill yourself

I wish I didnt have to listening to whiny people...  

[Babies in the Oven]

Granted. You're deaf.
I wish... uh... I wish i had a life and was able to do whatever i wanted (like simple things like dye my hair and get piercings)  

[rikaLeshay]

granted your peircing gets infected and you bought the wrong color hair dye(like for instance if you bought a box that said "black" on it but in the end it turned your hair a really obnoxious orange)

i wish i could play C to G faster,on my guitar i mean  

[Humoresque]

Granted but your fingers fall off and you can never play again.

I wish my brother, step brother and two step sisters didn't like Pokemon so much.

 

[Jam Tarte]

Granted, but they hate it so much that they try and kill what's-his-face, and he's blessed with a voodoo spell, and then what-his-face goes and forces you to spend your entire life being stalked b pokemon-henchmen who try and kill you with almost as bad consequences.

I wish I had something to do that has absolutely nothing to do with anything... domokun !  

[wolfsbanemoon]

Granted, but that domo you put at the end of the sentence eats your blessed nothing having to do with anythingness, and the shock of reality kills you.

I wish I had a pet panda.  

[Babies in the Oven]

Granted but then Gaia comes and takes it and turns it into Pandy Packs and Rugs made out of your beloved pet's skin.

I wish my dad would let me learn the guitar in the summer so I can join Nico's band maybe.  

[DarkWitchofDream]

Granted, but the band breaks up, and you are forced to sell your guitar for food.

I wish I didn't have to go to summer school.